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A tour bus driver was taking a group of seniors on a day trip in the country, when he was tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.

She offered him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munched on as he was driving.

After about fifteen minutes, the little olf lady tapped him on his shoulder again and she handed him another handful of peanuts.

She repeated this gesture about five more times while they were driving to their next stop.

When she was about to hand him another batch of peanuts, he asked the little old lady, “why don’t you eat the peanuts yourself?”

“I can’t chew the peanuts because I don’t have any teeth”, she replied.

The puzzled driver asked her, “Well, why do you buy them then?”

The old lady replied,? “I just love the chocolate around them”.

It just shows that it pays to be careful around old people.


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