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Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://www.flickr.com/photos/77568040@N08/8483070167A tour bus driver is taking a group of seniors on a day trip in the country, when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.

She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.

After about fifteen minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again, and she hands him another handful of peanuts.

She repeats this gesture about five more times.

When she is about to hand him another batch, he asks the little old lady, “why don’t you eat the peanuts yourself?”

“I can’t chew them because I don’t have any teeth”, she replied.

The puzzled driver asks, “Why do you buy them then?”

The old lady replied,? “I just love the chocolate around them.”

It just shows that it pays to be careful around old people.


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