A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he has been given a part in the school play.
His mother asks him, “What part is it?”
The boy tells his Mother, “I play the part of the Jewish husband.”
His mother scowls and says, “Oy Vey! Go back and tell the teacher you want a speaking part.”
Don’t you just love Jewish Mothers.
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