Seamus asked his friend Murphy, “At your ripe old age Murphy, which would you prefer to get, Parkinson’s or Alzheimer’s?”
Murphy thought about this for a minute, then replied, “Bejesus Seamus, I reckon definitely Parkinson’s!”
“Why’s that Murphy?” Seamus asked.
Murphy replied, “Well Seamus me old mate, I figure it’s better to spill half an ounce of whisky than to forget where you keep the bottle!”
A good argument don’t you think.
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