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Painted Toilet Seat

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My wife had been nagging me for months to paint the toilet seat in our bathroom. Just why she wanted a painted toilet seat I don’t know, but hey ho, that’s my wife for you.

She is always perstering me to get some DIY jobs done around the house, so finally, I got around to doing it one hot day while she was out shopping.

After finishing the job, I went out to get some materials so I could try and cross off another task on my “Honey Do” list before she returned.

Well, she came home while I was out, she was all hot and sticky and undressed to take a shower. But, before getting in the shower, she sat on the toilet.

As she tried to stand up, she realized that the “not quite dry” epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet seat. She began to panic.

Just then, I got home and hearing her cries for help, rushed upstairs and realized her predicament.

We both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever, her butt was firmly stuck to the toilet seat.

Finally, in desperation, I undid the toilet seat bolts. My wife wrapped a sheet around herself and I drove her to the hospital emergency room.

The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her (try to get a mental picture of this).

My wife tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying, “Well, Doctor, I’ll bet you’ve never seen anything like this before”.

The Doctor replied, “Well actually, I’ve seen lots of them, I just never saw one mounted and framed before”.

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