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The Prize Cow

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were standing looking at a prize cow in a field. The Englishman says “Look at that fine English cow.” The Irishman disagreed, saying “No, it’s an Irish cow.” The Scotsman thought for a moment and then clinched the argument. “No, it’s a Scottish […]

Seagull Stealing Doritos

A seagull has developed the habit of stealing Doritos from a neighborhood convenience store. The seagull waits until the manager isn’t looking, and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos. Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and shared by other birds. The seagull’s […]

I Like Chinese

This is one of the funniest and silliest songs from the Monty Python collection, with a cool video put together. If you enjoyed this silly song, please forward it to your friends and re-tweet it.

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Stay

I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the local shopping center and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air. She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there. I walked […]

Halloween Costume

Have you ever been stuck with not knowing what Halloween costume to wear to a fancy dress party? Well, a bald man with a wooden leg once got invited to a Halloween party. He didn’t have a clue what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg, and […]

My Only Pleasure

A guy walks into a shoe store and asks for a pair of shoes, size 8. The obviously well trained salesman says, “But sir, you take an 11 or eleven-and-a-half.” The man replies “Just bring me a size eight.” The sales guy brings them, and the man stuffs his feet […]

Don’t Pull The Plug

Whatever you do, don’t pull the plug again! We all know what’s it’s like when a baby cries and nothing you do will stop it. But then you find the dummy (pacifier), pop it in the baby’s mouth, and “ahhhh” peace and quiet, until some do-gooder decides that the baby […]