Heaven

After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the Gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table.  Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and […]

Sports Commentators Bloopers

Here are some comments made by sports commentators that I’m sure  they all would like to take back: Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch and Jerk Event: “This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning  during her warm up and it was amazing.” Ted Walsh – Horse […]

Cowboy Goes To Church

One Sunday, a cowboy went to church. When he entered, he saw that he  and the preacher were the only ones present. The preacher asked the cowboy if he wanted him to go ahead and preach. The cowboy said, “I’m not too smart, but if I went to feed my […]

The Stress Relief Diet

This is the Stress Relief Diet. It’s a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stress that builds during the day. I’m not sure if it the diet itself helps you to lose weight or not, but it definitely helps to combat stress. BREAKFAST 1 grapefruit 1 slice […]

For Women Only – Mid Life Crisis

TO THE WOMEN ONLY–MEN DON’T YOU DARE READ!!! I’ve seen two shows recently that went on and on about how mid-life is a great time for women.  Just last week Oprah had a whole show on how great menopause will be… puh-leeeeeeze!  I’ve had a few thoughts of my own and would like to […]

Women Drivers

I was driving to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and gave […]

New Airline Rules

With all the problems that the airlines are going through, and the cutting of services, this is a scenario that just might become reality in the near future… Attendant: Welcome aboard Ala Carte Air, sir. May I see your ticket? Passenger: Sure. Attendant: You’re in seat 12B. That will be […]

Medicare Coverage In A Nutshell

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, ‘Hello.’ ‘Mrs. Sanders, please.’ ‘Speaking.’ ‘Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory.  When your husband’s doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well.  We are now uncertain […]

Bank Robbery

A man with a gun goes into a bank, goes up to one of the cashiers and demands that they hand over all of their money. Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks him, “Did you see me rob this bank?” The man replied, […]

Prowlies At The River

Prowlies At The River is an animated short film by Adam Phillips and is one of a series of short films that are very funny and addicting.   I hope you enjoy it.