That Didn’t Take Long

Isn’t it funny how when something happens in the news, some major news story, it never takes long before someone comes up with a unique way of depicting it. I thought this was really funny. I have to admit that when I saw it, it took about 30 seconds for […]

Thanks For Your Educational Emails

I just want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails over the past year. Thanks to you, I no longer open a public bathroom door without using a paper towel. I can’t use the remote in a hotel room because I don’t know what the last person was […]

Not Happy With Your Butt?

Do you think that your butt is too big?   Too small?   Oddly shaped? So many people, women especially, would change their butt more than anything else in the world. Go on – admit it – you would change yours in a heartbeat if you could – you know you would… […]

Signs You Are The Reincarnation Of Someone Famous

During a thunderstorm, you build a giant boat and start stealing your neighbor’s pets. When the boss criticizes your work, you hack off your right ear and mail it to him. Not only do you consider Yoko an artistic genius, you think she’s beautiful and has a lovely singing voice. […]

Playing House

A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, “Hey Tommy, wanna play house?” He says, “Sure! What do you want me to do?” The girl replies, “I want you to communicate your feelings.” “Communicate my feelings?” said a […]

String

Two pieces of string walk into a bar and the bartender looks at them suspiciously. He says, “Sorry, boys, we don’t serve your kind here.” So the pieces of string walk out again. They’re sitting in the gutter outside and feeling really thirsty when one piece of string says, “Hey! […]

The Origins Of Food

Sarah Kay was studying the origins of foods in kindergarten. One day, she and her mother were walking through the grocery store discussing what ingredients went into various products. Sarah Kay said, “Pork comes from pigs and beef comes from cows.” Then she asked, “How DO they get the pork […]

Tough Love Versus Spanking

Most of America’s populace think that it is improper to spank your children, so I have tried other methods to control my kids when they have one of  ‘those moments.’ One method that I have found to be highly effective is for me to just take the child for a […]