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Chocolate Chip Cookies

As an elderly man lay dying in his bed, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. Where just a moment before he had been in death’s agony, now the smell of the chocolate chip cookies seemed to change everything, and he suddenly […]

Two Young Boys In Hospital

There were two young boys in hospital, laying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room, waiting to have surgery done. The first young boy leans over and asks the other one, “What are you in here for?” The second young boy turns to him and says, “I’m […]

Vinyl Record

A man walks into a second hand music store and buys an old vinyl record. As he gets ready to check out, he discovers that he forgot his wallet, it was still sitting on the side at home. So, instead of running back home to get his wallet, he decides […]

Triple Wedding

Three sisters decided to get married on the same day, having a triple wedding to save their parents the expense of separate weddings. It was a great day and the triple wedding went according to plan, everyone had a great time. As a further step to reduce the price tag […]

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What Vegetable?

A school teacher decides that she is going to give her class a lesson about vegetables. She turns and asks her class, “What vegetable makes your eyes water?” Little Johnny replies, “A turnip, miss.” “No Johnny,” says the teacher, “I believe you are thinking of an onion, aren’t you? It’s […]

Surgery

A man has had a minor operation, and is recovering from his surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling. “I’m ok”, he said to the nurse, “but I didn’t like the four letter word that the doctor used in surgery”. “What did he say”, asked the nurse. […]

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Cowboy Boots

Harold and Jenny have been married for forty years, and during all that time Harold had always wanted to own an expensive pair of cowboy boots. He had been a fan of the old Western movies and television shows about cowboys since he was a young lad, so seeing some […]

Daytime Affair

A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and blustery day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway. “Oh my God – Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the […]

Brown Paper Wrapper

A young woman was walking past the local bookstore, when she saw a pile of books that were wrapped in plain brown paper, on display in the window. A big sign above the books read “Newly Translated from the Original French: 37 Mating Positions.” Noticing that the books were already […]

The Mugger And The Nun

A nun is walking down a dark street one evening when all of a sudden a mugger grabs her and drags her into the bushes. He has his way with her, then says, “Now what are you going to tell your Mother Superior?” The nun said, “I will tell her […]