Offbeat News 21st July 2010

Offbeat News is a selection of weird news stories that have surfaced in the last week. This is a selection of the best Offbeat news stories that we found and we hope they will leave you as astounded as they did us: Prisoners Escape Jail While Dummy Guard Watches Oh dear… This […]

A Bed Time Story

Rob kissed his wife, crawled into bed and fell asleep. All of a sudden, he woke up to find an elderly man dressed in a white robe standing at the foot of his bed. “What the hell are you doing in my bedroom?… and who are you?” he asked. “This is not your bedroom,” the man replied, “I am St. Peter, and you are in heaven.”

How To Get To Heaven From Scotland

I was testing children in my Glasgow Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting into heaven. I asked them, “If I sold my house and my car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into […]

Nine Out Of Ten

Mick was meeting a friend at the pub and as he went in he noticed two pretty girls looking at him. An Irish joke…

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Offbeat News 14th July 2010

Offbeat News is a selection of weird news stories that have surfaced in the last week. This is a selection of the best Offbeat news stories that we found and we hope they will leave you as astounded as they did us: Cripes I’ve Got Stripes! In a slapstick scene […]