The New Economic Stimulus Package

Apparently the American Medical Association has just weighed in on the new economic stimulus package . . . The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration […]

Teachers Nightmares

TEACHER: Why are you late? WEBSTER: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? WEBSTER: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.” TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables! TEACHER: John, how do you spell […]

Ferrari

A man read, in the want ads, of a Ferrari for sale.  It had only 3,000 miles on the clock. “Like new,” the ad boasted. “Mint condition. $75.00.” He laughed to himself, and he said, “There goes the newspaper, making another mistake.” But he decided to call the number anyway […]

The Voice

A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice calling out from behind him, “If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you.” The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was […]

Twenty Fifth Anniversary

On their way home after celebrating their 25th anniversary, the wife thanks her husband for a wonderful evening. “Oh. it’s not over yet,” says he. Once in the house, he gives her a little black velvet box. She opens it in anticipation and finds two little white pills, “What in […]