Lost

Driving to a new restaurant, Jill took several wrong turns. When she finally found the right road, she asked her husband, “Why didn’t you tell me I was lost?” “I thought you knew where you were going,” he replied, “You always know where you’re going when I’m driving.”

My Daily Exercise Program

My doctor told me “Exercise is good for you.” So, I have worked out this easy daily program I can do anywhere. Monday: Beat around the bush. Jump to conclusions. Climb the walls. Wade through paperwork. Tuesday: Drag my heels. Push my luck. Make mountains out of mole hills. Hit […]

Colors

A painting contractor was discussing a job with a woman. In the first room she said she’d like pale blue. The contractor wrote this down , then went to the window , opened it and yelled “Green side up!”. In the next room she said she wanted yellow. The contractor […]

The Last Photo Ever Taken

Here are some classic examples of the last photo ever taken. Enjoy, and please share them if you do.

Amazing Sand Art

This is a clip from what is obviously “Russia’s Got Talent” with a gorgeous young lady who creates the most amazing images from sand on a table.   If you have 9 minutes to spare, I guarantee that you will not be disappointed.  Between the incredible imagery and the haunting music, […]

Hollywood Squares

If you remember the original television game show Hollywood Squares and its comics, this may bring a tear to your eyes. These great questions and answers are from the days when the ‘Hollywood Squares’ game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host […]

The Old Mafia Don

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed! “Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me.” “But grandpa, I really don’t lika guns. Howzabout you leava me your Rolex watch instead?” “Shuddup […]