Foreplay

We all know that foreplay is an important element of having a good sexual relationship with your partner, but did you know that it varies considerably in different countries around the world. For example, Jewish foreplay consists three hours of begging. Italian foreplay is typically “Maria, I’m home!” And….. American […]

The New Priest

The new Priest at a local Catholic church is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks an older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple of confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions. The […]

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Toilet Paper

A little old lady goes into the grocery store to buy some toilet paper. She is bewildered over the large selection of toilet paper on the shelf, and decides that she needs some assistance. “Pardon me, sir,” she says to the store manager, “but can you explain the differences in […]

The Escaped Lion

A guy is walking along the street, when suddenly he sees a crowd of people running towards him. Wondering what the heck is going on, he stops one of the runners and asks “What’s happening?” “A lion has escaped from the zoo!” is the reply. “Oh my God! Which way […]

A Visit To Germany

A man decided to go on a visit to Germany, to visit his brother who was stationed in a military base there. He assumed that most Germans would speak English, but found that many people spoke only their native tongue, including the ticket inspector on the train. The ticket inspector […]

The Menswear Store

When the manager of the menswear store returned from lunch, he noticed that his clerk’s hand was bandaged. Before he could begin to ask about the bandage though, the clerk said that he had some very good news for him. “Guess what, sir?” the clerk said. “I finally sold that […]

Free Sex

A gas station in Texas was trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying, “Free Sex with Fill-Up.” It wasn’t long before a local redneck pulled in to the gas station, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex. The owner told him […]

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Amish Lady

An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a traffic cop. “Ma’am, I’m not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy.” “Oh, ok, thank you […]

Hollywood Party

A wealthy Texan gentleman, who had recently moved to Los Angeles from his ranch in the boondocks, was invited to a Hollywood party. An attractive young lady spied him, standing there with his cowboy hat and swagger, and started flirting with him. “Tell me cowboy, is there ‘anything’ you would […]

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If My Body Was A Car

If my body was a car, this would be about the time when I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I have reached the ripe old age where I have got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting […]