I’m Not Going To Church

One Sunday morning, a mother went in to wake her son and tell him it was time to get ready for church, to which he replied, “I’m not going.”

Offbeat News 29th September 2010

Offbeat News is a selection of weird news stories that have surfaced in the last week. This is a selection of the best Offbeat news stories that we found and we hope they will leave you as astounded as they did us: Well That Is One Way To Move A […]

Roe vs Wade

It’s the first week of the college year, and a new batch of law students are attending their first lecture. The professor asked a student if he knew what the Roe vs Wade decision was.

American Tourists

This is a good joke about a group of American Tourists traveling in England and visiting Runnymede, where the Magna Carta was signed.

The Importance Of Punctuation

Incorrect punctuation can make a world of difference to the meaning of some sentences. Take a look at these signs below to see what I mean…

The Pretzel Hold

A Russian and a Redneck wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic gold medal. Before the final match, the Redneck wrestler’s trainer came to him and said “Now,don’t forget all the research we’ve done on this Russian. He’s never lost a match because of this ‘pretzel’ hold he has. Whatever you do, do not let him get you in that hold! If he does, you’re finished.” Read on…