Irish Coffeemaker

Seamus was thinking of buying a coffee maker but was concerned it might be too complicated to operate. The salesman assured him it was easy to use. “You simply put in the coffee and filter, fill the reservoir with water, slide the switch to auto and go to bed. When […]

Restroom Story

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:   “Hi, how are you?” I’m not the type to start a conversation in the men’s restroom, but I don’t know what got into me, so I answered,  somewhat embarrassed, “Doin’ just fine!” And the […]

The Lawyer And The Indian

A lawyer and an Indian are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that Indians are so dumb that he could get one over on him easy, and asks if the Indian would like to play a fun game. The Indian is tired and […]

The Wailing Wall

A well known journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She went to the Wailing Wall and there he was, walking slowly […]

Full Metal Elves

The Santa’s Toy Factory scene from Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer, with the dialog dubbed from the movie Full Metal Jacket. Brilliant!


I got this new deodorant today. The instructions said remove cap and push up bottom. I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells awesome.