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Marriage Counselor

A husband visited a marriage counselor for guidance and said, “When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking”. The counselor listened while the man continued. “Now, after ten years, it’s all […]

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Earthquake In Hawaii

Clarence and his wife were vacationing in Hawaii when a violent earthquake struck the island in the middle of the night. As soon as morning came, Clarence went down to the hotel lobby to read the newspaper and find out about what had happened during the night. As he was […]

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You Know You Are In A Country Church When

You know you are in a country church in the South when: People wonder, when Jesus fed the 5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish. People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering”, […]

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The Pope’s Visit

The Pope is visiting a small  town and all the residents are dressed up in their best Sunday clothes. Everyone lines up on the main street that runs through the town, hoping for a personal blessing from the Pope. One local man has put on his best suit and he […]

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Out To Dinner

He was all ready to go out to dinner for the evening and was pacing back and forth in the living room. Every few minutes he kept glancing at his watch. To anyone watching it was pretty obvious that he was becoming agitated and had been ready to go out […]

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The Man Code – Moving House

Having moved house three years ago this week, I just came across this email about The Man Code that someone sent me a long time ago and thought it might be a good post to go along with it. The Man Code and Moving House. By long time ago I […]

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Fire

Fire swept across the plains one day and burned down the farmers barn. While he was out surveying the wreckage, his wife called their insurance company and asked them to send a check for $75,000, which was the amount of insurance on the barn. “We don’t actually give you the […]

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Christmas Carols For The Mentally Disturbed

Have you ever wondered what it would be like if we had Christmas Carols for the Mentally Disturbed? Here are a few examples to get you started. Can you come up with any more? Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear? Multiple Personality Disorder — We Three Kings Disoriented […]

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Future Son-In-Law

Dear Future Son-in-Law, I have been unable to sleep since I forced my daughter to break off her engagement to you. I trust that you will find it in your heart to forgive and forget? I was much too sensitive about your orange Mohawk haircut, multiple tattoos, pierced nose and […]

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Dieting Over Christmas

I don’t know who originally wrote the dialogue below about Dieting Over Christmas, but it’s not only funny, it’s incredibly true when it comes down to how many of us feel about the holiday season. With so many goodies around in the house over Christmas, it’s practically impossible to diet, […]