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The Confessional Box

Murphy goes into the confessional box one Sunday and has the surprise of his life. One wall of the confessional is a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest Cuban cigars. Then the priest, Father McCarthy comes in. “Father, […]

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Short Thanksgiving Jokes

Thanksgiving comes just once a year, and I guess that’s a good thing because most Thanksgiving jokes are really bad! Here is a selection of some of the worst short Thanksgiving jokes that we can think of. If you enjoy them, please share this post with your friends. If you […]

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Stupid And Clumsy Boy

Tyrone was a stupid and clumsy boy. None of his classmates at school liked him, because of his stupidity and clumsiness, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him, “You’re driving me mad, Tyrone!” One day, Tyrone’s mom came to school to check on how he was doing. The […]

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The Bride To Be

The manager of a small jewellery store was having a conversation with a bride to be and couldn’t help but notice her stunning engagement ring. “So”, he asked her, hoping for an opportunistic sale, “have you looked for any wedding bands yet?” “Oh no”, the bride to be responded, “I […]

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The Cycle Shop

I decided to buy a bicycle and was browing in the cycle shop, when a young, athletic looking clerk approached me. It was shortly before my 40th birthday, and realising that I was woefully out of shape, it was time to do something about it. Buying a bicycle seemed like […]

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The Priest And The Rabbi

A priest says to his friend, who is a rabbi, that he has found an excellent way to eat for free in really good restaurants. Well, naturally the rabbi is interested, so the priest explains how his plan works. “I simply go into the restaurant at well past 9 in […]

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U.S. Marine On A Crowded Train

A U.S. Marine boarded a crowded train and walked the entire length looking for a seat. THere was only one seat left on the whole train, which was occupied by a poodle sitting next to a well dressed, middle-aged, French woman. The Marine, who was really tired, having just returned […]

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The Crop Duster

My friend asked his father-in-law, who was a crop duster, how his day had gone. “It was the worst day of my life”, replied the crop duster. “This morning I was up in my plane dusting a field, when I nicked a power line and damaged the wing of the […]

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Staggering Home

Seamus ended up staggering home very late one evening, after yet another one of his all too frequent binges at the local pub with his drinking buddy, Paddy. He carefully took off his shoes in the hallway to avoid waking his wife, Mary. He tiptoed as quietly as he could […]

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Researching Your Family History

Researching your family history can be really rewarding, but sometimes it can be more than a little frustrating as well. Sometimes I have so much trouble trying to track down members of my family tree, I begin to wonder if they weren’t all members of a witness protection program or […]