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A Ton Of Money

A banker tells his client that a one million dollar investment will turn into a ton of money! So the the client asks the banker, “How much is a ton of money?” The banker responds, “About two thousand dollars!”

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Raking Leaves

One Autumn day, Little Johnny and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. Suddenly, Little Johnny finds an earthworm exiting its hole in the ground. He says, “Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole.” His grandfather replies, “I’ll bet you five dollars you can’t. […]

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Royal Navy Minesweeper

A Royal Navy minesweeper that was getting on in years and showing it, was cruising through a lonely stretch of the South Pacific when it was overtaken by a brand spanking new Australian cruiser. All the sailors on board the mineswepper were in awe as they looked at the new […]

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Escape From Alcatraz

Three prisoners attempt to escape from Alcatraz prison, but are caught before they are able to escape from the notorious island prison and sentenced be punished. The prison warden lines the prisoners up and tells them what their punishment is to be: “The governor has decided to make an example […]

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The Fitness Spa

A brunette, redhead and blonde went to a fitness spa for some fun and relaxation. After a stimulating healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the ladies room. There was a strange looking woman sitting at the entrance who greeted them with, “Welcome to the ladies room. Be sure to […]

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Two Elderly Ladies

Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades, and over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, as they had got older, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day, while they were playing cards, […]

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A Cowboy Rode Into Town

The locals in a wild west town had a habit of picking on strangers, so when a cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink, he naturally became their next target. The cowboy walked up to the bar, ordered a drink, but when he finished his […]

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My Gorgeous Ex Girlfriend

I phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn’t believe it when she asked if I’d like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic. “Wow!”, I […]

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The Genie In The Lamp

A man was walking along the highway when he discovered an old lamp. You know the kind, it was one of those old lamps that you find in movies like Aladdin. So, naturally he rubbed it, as pretty much anyone would do, and to his surprise a genie appeared from […]

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A Blonde Flying First Class

The flight attendant on a plane that was headed to New York approached a blonde woman who was sitting in the first class section, requesting that she move toa seat in economy because she had only purchased an economy class ticket. The woman replied to the flight attendant, “I’m blonde, […]