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40th Wedding Anniversary

During the banquet that was held to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary, Bob was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration. “Tell us Bob, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with your wife?”, […]

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Louisiana Alligators

Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp in Louisiana. The smaller alligator turned to the bigger one and said, “I can’t understand how you kin be so much bigger ‘n me. We’re the same age, we was the same size as kids. I just don’t get it.” […]

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A Wedding With A Difference

Your wedding day should be the happiest day of your life shouldn’t it. But in reality, how many of us know what we are letting ourselves in for when we get married? How many of us really know what the rest of our life is going to bring after we […]

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Name Your Child According To Your Profession

Most parents give their child common names, either because they like those names or because they have maybe been the names of family members through the generations. Some parents, however, get a kick out of naming their children after something else, like their profession. Here are some good examples. Lawyer’s […]

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Twenty Responses To Use With Telemarketers

I get fed up when the phone rings and it’s an unsolicited call from someone wanting to sell you something. Hands up if you get fed up with those annoying unsolicited phone calls from telemarketers too. This is a list of responses to use with telemarketers that has been cleverly […]

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The Lost Bible

A highly religious cowboy was out mending fences out on the range, when somehow he lost his favorite Bible. He was distraut, but imagine his surprise when three weeks later, a cow walked up carrying the Bible in it’s mouth. The cowboy couldn’t believe his eyes! He took the good […]

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The Bank Robbery

Two accountants are waiting in the queue in a bank, when suddenly a gang of armed robbers burst in and order everyone onto the floor. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the accountants, up against a wall, and proceed to […]

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The Martha Stewart Etiquette Guide For Rednecks

When it comes to etiquette, Martha Stewart knows just about everything there is to know, and then some. But how do you advise rednecks, and I mean REAL rednecks on the art of etiquette and how to live your life so that should guests ever arrive at your home unexpectedly, […]

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Natural History Museum

An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While looking at the Tyrannosaurus Rex exhibit, he said to the person standing next to him: “This dinosaur is two billion years and ten months old”. The man asked him, “Where did you get this exact information?” The accountant replied, “I was here […]

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Kissing

The boss came into the office early in the morning one day, and discovered his manager kissing his secretary, the manager had the secretary pressed up against a filing cabinet. As the boss walked in, the two of them pulled apart, the secretary turned a bright shade of red, and […]