The Two Ronnies Immigrant Sketch is typical of the humour that Ronnie Barker and Ronnie Corbett were famous for on British television in their series The Two Ronnies. They manages to so cleverly create comedy sketches, like this one where an immigrant from the Middle East goes into a local […]
There was a young man from RhyllWho wanted the ultimate thrillSo he went for a rideOn a new water slideBut the cold water gave him a chill Rhyll is a seaside town in Wales. You can find more information on this page. Image Used Under A Collective Commons License from: […]
A blonde woman took her car to the garage and asked them if they would be able to fix the hail damage on the hood from a recent storm. The mechanic, seeing that she was blonde, the mechanic decided he would have a little fun with her, so he told […]
Here is a fun test to reveal your personality. It’s a simple test that requires you to select a gift from a list and based on your choice, we will endeavour to interpret your personality. Ok, are you ready to start? Which gift would you like? To determine your personality, […]
The small tropical island was becoming really getting overcrowded, so a population control program was introduced by the government to try and reduce the birth rate. The medical team on the island had a simple plan, to provide all the women on the island with birth control pills. It was […]
There was a young man from PrestatynWho dated a girl, a real fat oneWhen she sat on his kneeHe smiled painfullyAnd before long he sent her packing No offence intended to any BBW’s out there, including the model we used. It’s just a rhyme and hope none of our cuddly […]
There was an old woman called MaryWhose legs were incredibly hairyShe trimmed them for a laughThen knitted a scarfWhich I think is really quite scary I love a good Limerick, don’t you? You can find more of our Limericks on this page.
I was at a travel agency in Shanghai and I asked the pretty Chinese girl behind the counter if she could escort me on a tour of the city. She nodded in agreement and so I asked her for her mobile number, so I could call her to make arrangements. […]
Bridget had been working with her “Stammerers Action Group” for some time, but she was struggling to make progress with anyone in the group. She had tried every technique in the book as well as everything else that she could think of, but without any success at all. No matter […]
Most people in the UK know about Admiral Nelson and the Battle Of Trafalgar, but how would the battle have gone I wonder if it had taken place today. Well, I would hope that most people in the UK today have heard of Admiral Nelson and the Battle Of Trafalgar, […]
A police officer stopped a car which was being driven in a dangerous manner, it was swerving dangerously across the road. He walked up to the car, knocked on the window and the driver wound it down. “Good Morning Madam”, the police officer said to the blonde woman who was […]
After the Sunday service, the pastor suggested to an eighty year old woman parishioner that at her age, she should be giving some thought to what he called “the hereafter”. The elderly parishioner said to him, “Actually, I think about it many times a day”. “Oh, really?” the pastor replied, […]