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Daddy And Son Conversations

This is one of those Daddy and Son conversations that make you think and then hopefully something good comes out of it. Son: “Daddy, may I ask you a question”. Daddy: “Yeah sure, what it is?” Son: “Dad, how much do you make an hour” Daddy: “That’s none of your […]

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Three Pints Of Guinness

An Irishman who looks like he is getting on a bit in years walks into a pub in Dublin, where he orders three pints of Guinness. He then sits at a table in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each Guinness in turn. When he finishes […]

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The Miracle Cat Diet

Have you tried lots of diets without success? Have you heard of the Miracle Cat Diet? It could be the one for you! Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those of us who have never had any success dieting, well now there is […]

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Grandpa Please Make A Noise Like A Frog

A young boy and his sister are talking to each other, discussing something that is obviously important to them, when the little boy gets up, walks over to his Grandpa and says, “Grandpa, please make a noise like a frog”. Their Grandpa says, “No”. The little boy goes on, “Please […]

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A Doctor An Engineer And A Lawyer

A doctor, an engineer and a lawyer were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. The doctor thought for a minute and then said to the others, “Do you remember when on the sixth day, God took a rib from Adam and fashioned Eve, […]

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The Young Blonde Wife

A new young blonde wife makes a telephone call to her mother and as soon as her mother answers the phone she bursts into tears. She sobs over the phone to her mother, “Richard doesn’t appreciate what I do for him”. “Now, now”, her mother said, trying to comfort her […]

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Mangy Looking Cat

A famous art collector is walking through the city, when he notices a mangy looking cat who is lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store. The art collector does a double take, when he recognizes that the saucer is extremely old. It’s a very valuable collectors […]

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The Middle Of The Night

Don’t you just love it when it’s the middle of the night, you are fast asleep and the phone rings! It was two o’clock in the morning and a husband and wife were fast asleep, when suddenly the phone rang, waking them both up with a jolt. The husband picked […]

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After The Christening

Sometimes as parents we don’t realise what older siblings have to go through after the christening of their younger brother or sister. After his baby brother had been christened in church, David sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. When they got home, his father […]

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Internal Revenue Service Audit

Benjamin arrived for his Internal Revenue Service audit, accompanied by another man. Going over his tax records, the IRS official said, “Well sir, it appears that you have been living at a much higher level than your reported income allows. How do you explain that?” Benjamin replied, “I love to […]