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Car Broken Into

An elderly woman called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car had been broken in to. She hysterically explains her situation to the dispatcher: “My car has been broken into, they have stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!” she cried. […]

Life Is A Test

Did you know that life is a test, and you are graded on a curve… At age 4, success is…not peeing in your pants. At age 12, success is…having friends. At age 16, success is…having a driver’s license. At age 20, success is…having sex. At age 35, success is…having money. […]

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How Men And Women Take Road Trips

We all know that men and women drive differently. Well at least stereotypically they do, meaning that not all men are good drivers, and of course not all women are bad drivers either. And both men and women love to go on a road trip. But here is where the […]

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Stranded On A Desert Island

On a beautiful deserted island, in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman. 2 French men and 1 French woman 2 German men and 1 German woman 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman 2 English men and 1 English woman […]

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Two Canaries

Once upon a time there were two canaries in a cage, one male and the other female. After many months, the male decided to meet the female. So he scooted over to her side of the cage and said, “Since we’re in this together, why don’t I move over to […]

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The Bee Sting

A husband and wife were playing golf together, when the man’s wife was severely stung by a bee. The wife was streaming in agony, so her husband ran quickly back to the clubhouse, to look for a doctor. “Come quickly!” he said. “my wife’s been stung by a bee.” “Where […]

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Thirsty Man

A really thirsty man goes into a bar. He sits down, and waits for the bartender to serve him. The man next to him calls for the bartender saying, “I’ll have another waterloo.” The bartender gives him a tall ice cold drink, then asks the newcomer what he would like […]

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Elderly Women Driving

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Being short, like many elderly woman are, neither of them could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The top light was red, but they just drove straight on through it. The […]

Airplane Hanger Washer

Chief Airplane Washer

You are in charge of washing the airplanes at the company hanger. On this day, you hook the high pressure hose up to the soap suds machine. Then you turn the machine on. A minute later, you receive an important telephone call, and have to leave work to go home. […]

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The Kindergarten Teacher

Did you hear about the kindergarten teacher, who was trying to help one of her students to put on his boots? The little boy asked for help, and she could see why. With her pulling, and him pushing, his boots still didn’t want to go on. By the time the […]