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English Lesson: Complete and Finished

No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between the words COMPLETE and FINISHED. However, in a recent linguistic conference held in London, England, and attended by some of the best linguists in the world: Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese, was the clear winner. His final challenge was […]

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Blondes In A Bar

The bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in comes four exuberant blondes. They head up to the bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order over and sit down at a large table. The corks are […]

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Native American

An Native American walks into a cafe, with a shotgun in one hand, and pulling a male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the waiter and says to him: “Want coffee.” The waiter says, “Sure. Coming right up.” He gets the Native American a tall mug of coffee. […]

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Big Arse

A couple who had been married for a few years were out working in the garden together one sunny afternoon. As the wife was bending over pulling weeds, the husband said, “Hey honey, you are getting fat. Your arse is getting huge. It’s starting to resemble an elephant’s arse. I […]

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The Farmer’s Son

The poor farmer and his wife had worked really hard. They had scrimped and saved so that they could send their son to college. As soon as he had enrolled at college, their son started to grow a beard. Next, he grew a large moustache and sideburns. He was so […]

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A Fight With His Wife

A man has a big fight with his blonde wife, and she storms off, fuming. Feeling remorse afterwards for having such a fight, the man walks into his bedroom, to find his wife sitting on the bed, holding a gun to her own head. At the sight of this, the […]

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The Perfectionist Rabbi

Rabbi Mordechai Schleppman was a perfectionist and he demanded the very best of his pupils. So, it was only to be expected that he would get furious when Little Sammy handed in a poor paper for his homework. “This is the worst Yiddish essay it has ever been my misfortune […]

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A Blonde And Her Boat

One summer, down on Lake Isabella, which is located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, California, a blonde (of course!!), was having problems with her new boat. No matter how hard she tried, she just couldn’t get her brand new 22ft Bayliner to perform out on the […]

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The Yard Sale

A woman was taking her time browsing through everything at a friend’s yard sale. She commented to her friend that her husband was going to be very angry that she stopped at a yard sale. “I’m sure he’ll understand when you tell him about all the bargains you found,” her […]

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A European Tourist In Ireland

A European tourist is has been travelling through Ireland, but he gets lost and decides to stop in an Irish village to ask for directions. He sees two old men who are sitting outside the village pub, enjoying a pint of Guinness. “Parlez-vous Francais, the tourist asks them. The old […]