When I Grow Up

Always Check Your Child’s Homework

This is a clear reminder that as a responsible parent you should always check your child’s homework before they hand it in to the teacher. As Mrs. Smith found out to her cost, not checking your child’s homework can lead to great embarrassment. Dear Mrs. Jones, I wish to clarify […]

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Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives

Have you ever wondered why some men have dogs and not wives? It’s not a bizarre mystery of life, and with men (like women) being different in their nature and character, there actually some very good reasons for “some” men having a dog and not a wife, a few of […]

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The Month Before Christmas

It was the month before ChristmasWhen all through our landNot a Christian was prayingNor taking a stand. You see the PC Police had taken awayThe reason for Christmas, why no one could sayThe children were told by their schools not to singAbout Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things […]

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Two Part Question

Reginald had made it to the last round of a television quiz show, where the prize for correctly answering the final question was a whopping ONE MILLION DOLLARS! The night before the big question, he told the quiz show host that what he was really hoping for was a question […]

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The Bells Of Notre Dame

THE BELLS OF NOTRE DAME After Quasimodo’s death, the Bishop of the Cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed. The Bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up into the belfry to begin the screening […]

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The Longest Joke In The World

This has to absolutely positively be the longest joke in the world and by a long way too. So please bear with me as the story unravels and enjoy… Our story begins with a man crawling through the desert. He is hot, it’s dry, it’s sandy and he is lost and […]

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Conversations With Jesus

Many times when I am troubled or confused, I find comfort in sitting in my back yard and having many a gin and tonic along with a quiet conversation with Jesus. This happened to me again recently after a particularly difficult day. I said
“Jesus, why do I work so hard?”

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Show And Tell

“Show and Tell” is one of those days in the school calendar that is often highly memorable. Marjorie, who is a teacher at a grammar school in Miami, remembers this Oscar worthy “Show and Tell” presentation from one of her students… I’ve been teaching now for about fifteen years. I […]

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Embarrassing First Time Meeting

Julie goes to her boyfriend’s parents house for dinner, and as this is to be her first time meeting the family, she is very nervous. She arrives with her boyfriend at her parents house, introductions are made, and they all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. Julie begins […]

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The Dog Food Diet

Have you heard the story about the day I told someone that I was on the Dog Food Diet? I have two decent sized dogs, and yesterday I was in the grocery store buying a large bag of dog food, and was standing in line at the cash register. I […]