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Adam’s Rib

The way that children interpret things that they are told is precious isn’t it. This is a story about Adam’s rib. One day in Sunday School, the children were being taught about the Garden of Eden and how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when […]

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Bill Gates Dies

Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in Purgatory being sized up by God. … “Well, Bill, I’m really confused on this call. I’m not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every […]

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The Pastor’s Wife

The pastor’s wife went shopping. Her husband, who was a poor country pastor, was livid when he confronted her with the receipt for a dress she had bought which cost over $250. “How could you do this!”, the pastor exclaimed to her in rage. “I don’t know,” the pastor’s wife […]

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The Mental Health Hotline

Hello, and thank you for calling the mental health hotline. Please listen to the following options so we can direct your call: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, […]

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Cherry Vanilla Ice Cream

Little Henry rushed home from school one day, opened the freezer and was in the process of scooping out some cherry vanilla ice cream when his mother walked into the kitchen. She said to him, “Put that away Henry! You can’t have ice cream now. It’s too close to supper […]

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Bad Potato

I went out to this restaurant not long ago, and about halfway through dinner, I called the waitress over and said, “excuse me miss, this is a bad potato”. The waitress nodded, picked up the potato, and smacked it. Then she put it back on my plate and said, “Sir, […]

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In Line At The Pearly Gates

A minister died and he was waiting in line at the Pearly Gates to be admitted to Heaven. He has been there rather a long time, as there was rather a long queue of people waiting to get into Heaven and he was becoming rather impatient. Ahead of him was […]

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Two Blondes At The Tanning Salon

One day, two blondes decided to go to the tanning salon. The first blonde said to the assistant at the counter, “A tan for two please!” The assistant said, “That’s ok, please take a seat”. She then filled out a form for them and asked the girls, “are you two […]

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An Argument In The Cockpit

A plane leaves Los Angeles LAX International Airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His co-pilot joining him in the cockpit is Chinese. It’s the first time that they have flown together, and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate that there is a mutual dislike. Once […]

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The Bible According To Kids

When you think of the Bible according to kids, it’s not surprising that many kids mis-understand many of the stories, because of the big words and the situations that they are describing. Even many adults struggle to understand the stories in the Bible and don’t always interpret them the right […]