You just never know what might be going on in the cockpit when you are up in the air and sitting back enjoying your flight in an airplane. These are just a few of the conversations between the cockpit and air traffic control that have been logged over the years. […]
There was this one time that the Pope was finishing his sermon and the time came for him to give the blessing. He ended it with the Latin phrase, “Tuti homini” which means “Blessed be mankind”. A women’s rights group approached the Vatican the next day and commented that the […]
A woman’s revenge can be sweet, that is unless you are on the receiving end of it. “Cash, check or charge?” I asked my customer, after folding items that the elderly woman wished to purchase. As the elderly woman fumbled for her purse, I noticed that she had a remote […]
A blonde city girl was out driving and found herself in a rural area. Being a city girl, this was unfamiliar territory for her, she was more used to the streets and avenues and the frequent stop lights rather than the wide open spaces. She spotted a farm animal in […]
Stevie Wonder is playing his first concert in Japan, and the auditorium at the concert hall in Tokyo is absolutely packed to the rafters. After playing a few of his greatest hits, and in a bid to break the ice with his new audience, he asks them if anyone would […]
Toward the end of his game of golf, round about about halfway along the 17th fairway, Harry somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods, as you do sometimes. After a lot of searching, he finally found his ball, right in the middle of a patch of pretty yellow […]
A new employee policy handbook came out at work this week and it’s got a lot of people up in arms. This is what it said… Dear employees. As a result of the money budgeted for department areas has been decreased, we have no choice but to cut down our […]
This is a short quiz to test your General Knowledge. This is an old one, it’s been going around for donkey’s years, but if you are like me, you can never remember the correct answers, so here are the questions and answers again. Hope you enjoy them. General Knowledge is […]
What happens when you fall in love with: A chef? (You get buttered up) A chauffeur? (You get taken for a ride) A gambler? (He cheats on you) A telephone operator? (He gives you a phone-y line) A trashman? (He dumps you) A clockmaker? (He two-times you) A pastry cook? […]
It’s been popular in recent years, especially in the USA, for churches to display signs outside to try and encourage people to go to their church. Often these church signs are funny, and often also topical. This is a selection of funny church signs, which I hope you enjoy. Church […]
When you are out in the woods the last thing you want is a hunting incident, but sadly these do happen and this is the story of just one hunting incident involving a couple of hunters from Kentucky. So, a couple of hunters from Kentucky were out in the woods, […]
Father Murphy walked into a pub in Donegal and said to the first man he met, “Tell me my good man, do you want to go to heaven?” The man said, “Indeed I do father”. The priest said to him, “Then stand over there against the wall”. Then the priest […]