What happens when you fall in love with: A chef? (You get buttered up) A chauffeur? (You get taken for a ride) A gambler? (He cheats on you) A telephone operator? (He gives you a phone-y line) A trashman? (He dumps you) A clockmaker? (He two-times you) A pastry cook? […]
It’s been popular in recent years, especially in the USA, for churches to display signs outside to try and encourage people to go to their church. Often these church signs are funny, and often also topical. This is a selection of funny church signs, which I hope you enjoy. Church […]
When you are out in the woods the last thing you want is a hunting incident, but sadly these do happen and this is the story of just one hunting incident involving a couple of hunters from Kentucky. So, a couple of hunters from Kentucky were out in the woods, […]
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, “Do you want to go to heaven?” The man said, “I do father.” The priest said, “Then stand over there against the wall.” Then the priest asked the second man, “Do you want to […]
A duck walked into a bar, sat down at a table, looked at the food menu and ordered a beer and a sandwich. The bartender looked at him with amazement and said, “But you’re a duck”. “I see your eyes are working”, replied the duck. “And you talk as well!” […]
This is a short story to just show that preaching isn’t really all that hard. A Catholic priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette. They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and […]
Now this may be based on urban legend, like so many other stories, but you know having experienced some strange people on my visits to fast food places, I have to believe this is based on fact…. Did any of you ever have an experience like this at TacoHell? Taco Hell , […]
So you think you are having a bad day! Well, your day might not be all that bad if you consider these woeful tales of other people’s bad days… A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind […]
We have all heard of the phrase “revenge is sweet”, but nothing can be sweeter than this true story of a couple who had recently got divorced. She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and […]
I don’t know about you, but I always dread going through customs when I land after an international flight. There is always that fear of getting pulled aside and having to empty your bags isn’t there. It’s bad enough if you haven’t bought anything into the country that you didn’t […]
These are some bumper stickers that I am sure you would love to see: Jesus loves you – but everyone else thinks you are an ass. The proctologist called – they found your head. Impotence – Nature’s way of saying, “No hard feelings.” Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted. […]
You have to love Italian Americans and the way they think and talk. This is the story of an Italian trip. It’s an old one but it’s a good one, in fact we think it’s hilarious. It’s even funnier it you can read it in a New York or New […]