The Pope was finishing his sermon and the time came for him to give the blessing. He ended it with the Latin phrase, “Tuti homini” – Blessed be mankind. A women’s rights group approached the pope the next day. They noticed that the pope had blessed all of mankind, but […]
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked, after folding items that the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed that she had a remote control for a television set in her purse. “So, do you always carry your television remote in your purse?” I asked. “No,” […]
A blonde girl from the city was out driving and found herself in a rural area. Being a blonde city girl, this was unfamiliar territory for her. She spotted a farm animal in a field, standing next to a farmer, and stopped the car to ask the farmer a question. “Sir,” […]
Stevie Wonder is playing his first concert in Japan, and the auditorium at the concert hall in Tokyo is absolutely packed to the rafters. After playing a few of his greatest hits, and in a bid to break the ice with his new audience, he asks them if anyone would […]
Toward the end of his game of golf, about halfway along the 17th fairway, Harry somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods. After a lot of searching, he found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up […]
As a result of the money budgeted for department areas, we have no choice but to cut down our number of personnel, and are implementing a new employee policy, taking effect immediately. Under this plan older employees will be asked to go on to early retirement, thus permitting the retention of younger […]
This is a short quiz to see how good you are at General Knowledge. General Knowledge is something that everyone ought to be pretty good at, especially when you think of all the amazing things we store in our brains over the years. Passing this quiz requires only 4 correct […]
What happens when you fall in love with: A chef? (You get buttered up.) A chauffeur? (You get taken for a ride.) A gambler? (He cheats on you.) A telephone operator? (He gives you a phone-y line.) A trashman? (He dumps you.) A clockmaker? (He two-times you.) A pastry cook? […]
It’s been popular in recent years, especially in the USA, for churches to display signs outside to try and encourage people to go to their church. Often these church signs are funny, and often also topical. This is a selection of funny church signs, which I hope you enjoy. […]
A couple of hunters are out in the woods, when suddenly, one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other hunter starts to panic, then whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He frantically blurts out […]
