Jesus was strolling through Heaven when he saw an old man sitting on a cloud. As he looked closer, he could see that the old man was just sitting still, staring into the distance. “Old man,” said Jesus, “this is Heaven! why are you so sad?” The old man didn’t […]
This is a short joke that really only an Englishman would understand: A Geordie bloke goes into the hairdressers and asks “Can I have a perm please?” The hairdresser replies, “I wandered lonely as a cloud….” A Geordie is a person from Northumbria, and like many parts of the UK, […]
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve called out to God. “Lord, I have a problem!” “What’s the problem, Eve?” “Lord, I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals and that hilarious comedic snake, but I’m just not happy.” “Why is […]
The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a “Honk if you love Jesus” bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and […]
After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the Gates. There she saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around the table were her parents, and all the other people she […]
Here are some comments made by sports commentators that are real bloopers. I’m sure they all would like to take these back: Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch and Jerk Event: “This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.” […]
One Sunday, a cowboy went to church. When he entered, he saw that he and the preacher were the only ones present. The preacher asked the cowboy if he wanted him to go ahead and preach. The cowboy said, “I’m not too smart, but if I went to feed my […]
This is the Stress Relief Diet. It’s a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stress that builds during the day. I’m not sure if it the diet itself helps you to lose weight or not, but it definitely helps to combat stress. BREAKFAST 1 grapefruit 1 slice […]
Mid-life crisis! All women go through “the change” and some seem to get through it fairly easily, but for many mid-life is a real crisis time. I have seen two shows recently that went on and on about how mid-life is a great time for women. Just last week Oprah had […]
I was driving to work yesterday when I saw an angry woman driver cut right in front of a pickup truck causing him to have to drive on to the hard shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently made the driver mad enough that he hung his arm out his […]
