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The New Mother

A new mother went to the psychiatrist because she was worried about her baby. “Doctor,” she said, “Since I had the baby I can’t sleep at night. When I’m in the next room, I have this dreadful fear that I won’t hear the baby if he falls out of the […]

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The Irishman

An Irishman is walking through a field when he sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand. Paddy shouts “Na ol an t-uisce, ta  lan de chac bo” (Don’t drink the water, it’s full of cowshit.) The man shouts back “I’m English, speak English, I don’t understand […]

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The Farmer

A preacher walked up to a farmer and asked him, “Do you belong to the Christian family?” “No sir”, the farmer said, they live two farms down.” “No”, the preacher said, “I mean are you lost?” “No, I’ve been here thirty years”, the farmer replied. The preacher continued, “I mean, […]

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Rye Bread

Two old men, one ages 80 and the other aged 87 years young, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog, and he wasn’t even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his friend’s stamina, and […]

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Salaries

Most of us work and earn a salary, but did you know that there are many different types of salaries? Which type of salary does yours most resemble? Onion Salary You see it, you grab it, then you cry. Diet Salary Makes you eat less and less each time you […]

Teapot

An Irishman goes for a job on a building site. The foreman says, “Can you brew tea?” The Irishman says, “Yes.” “Good.  Can you drive a fork lift?” The Irishman looks at him and says, “Just how bloody big is the teapot?”

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Male Chauvinist Quotes

These are all anti-women jokes – but not intended to offend anyone. Just look on the funny side… How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry her! What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side. What are the three fastest […]

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The Lost Generation

The Lost Generation is a short inspirational video that I think everyone ought to watch and reflect upon. It must be at least 10 years old now (I first published this post in 2009), but if anything it’s even more relevant today than it was when it was produced. If […]

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The Obama Llama Song

This is a funny addictive video from You Tube, featuring the Obamas and a Llama.

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The Llama Song

The Llama song is a cute video that we found on You Tube. It’s cute but also pretty annoying after a while, great for sharing with your friends and making them groan.