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Electric Train Set

Billy’s mother was working in the kitchen, while listening to her son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop, and then her son said, “All of you fools who want to get off, get off now, cause this the last stop! […]

Birth Control Pills

“I have got to get to the doctor and renew my prescription of birth control pills, I can’t afford to get pregnant!” said Jenny to her best friend Alison. “But I thought you said your husband had had a vasectomy,” Alison responded. “He did! That’s why I can’t afford to […]

All I Ever Wanted

When I was 14, all I ever wanted in life was a girlfriend who had big t*ts. When I was 16, I dated a girl who had big t*ts, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college, I […]

American Razor Blades

An American from Texas is visiting the UK, and while in London he realises that he has forgotten to pack and razor blades in his luggage. He finds a branch of Boots on the High Street, locates the aisle with the men’s shaving items, but he is unable to find […]

The Doctors Conference

A number of respected medical professionals from around the world were attending a doctors conference in New Orleans. Over lunch break, a small group of them was discussing how far medicine had advanced in each of their countries. One of the doctors was from Israel, another from Germany, one from […]

The Shopping Trip

A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third everything had just been reduced to five dollars when her mobile phone rang. It was a […]

The Florist And The Barber

One day, a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill and the barber replies, “I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.” The florist was really pleased and left the shop. When the barber goes to open […]

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The Perfect Pet

A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do everything, in essence The Perfect Pet. The pet shop owner thinks for a few moments, and suggests a faithful dog, that ought to make a great companion for the […]

Currency Exchange

A Japanese man walked into the currency exchange in Manhattan in New York with 2,000 yen and walked out with $72. The following week, he went to the currency exchange again, handed over 2,000 yen and was handed $66. Puzzled as to why he only received $66 when the previous […]

The Flat Chested Young Lady

A flat chested young lady went to Dr. Matthews to see about about enlarging her tiny breasts. She was otherwise quite shapely, but compared to her friends, she was definitely not well endowed, and it was a real cause of embarrassment for her. Having completed his examination, Dr. Matthews advised […]