Here’s a little Irish poem that has a certain truth to it. There are many good reasons for drinking,One has just entered my head.If a man doesn’t drink when he’s living,How the hell can he drink when he’s dead? Goto love the Irish way of thinking haven’t you. Image used […]
Two women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. At the fifth hole, the first woman teed off and watched in horror as the ball went in a different direction to what she intended and headed directly toward a foursome of men who were playing the next hole. The woman […]
Now in his mid thirties, Roger had become increasingly frustrated about his hair receding and most of all the fact that he was developing a bald patch. So when he went to the barber for his regular haircut, he asked the barber if he knew of any way to treat […]
Have you ever wondered why the Jews have Ten Commandments? Well, it’s a long story and a very old one too, but a few thousand years ago, God came up with this great idea for helping mankind and went to share it with the people of the Earth. God first […]
So Michael went to the phone box down the road and called the local newspaper office. “Is that the Galway Advertiser?” Michael asked. “Yes sir, it is to be sure”, the lady on the other end of the phone replied. “How much would it be to put an ad in […]
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb is one of those silly but funny top ten lists. We hope you enjoy this and if you love dogs we are sure you will. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining and the day is young We’ve got our […]
Mary was fed up with the fact that her husband Derek was overweight, so she put him on the spot and asked him why he wasn’t doing anything about shedding a few pounds, especially as Summer was fast approaching. “But Mary honey”, he replied, trying to fob his wife off […]
This is a Valentine’s Day limerick, hope you enjoy it. So today is Valentine’s DayI’d love a “romp in the hay”But she’s in a bad moodMy chances are screwedSaying “Today just isn’t your day” Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pixabay.com/photos/desperate-think-stressed-out-5011953/
A young lady from Saint TropezHad her boobies out on displayOn her own private beachShe sunbathed safely, out of reachSo she snoozed several hours away If you enjoyed this Limerick, see our collection of Limericks, we have some good ones. Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://pixabay.com/photos/south-france-coast-cap-taillat-2529373/
Donald Trump, ever the victim, said he was sick of people always accusing him of lying. So today he met with someone from the CIA to administer a lie detector test, to settle the matter once and for all. The CIA agent explained how the lie detector test worked to […]
Rosemary and Christina had been the best of friends since high school and tried to do as much as they could together. So when Rosemary announced that she was going to go on a diet to lose some of the pounds she had put on over the last few months, […]
Sometimes I think it would be fun to be a fly on the wall in a call centre, listening in to some of the bizarre calls the customer service operators receive and watching their reactions. This is just one of those sort of calls where it would have been interesting […]