The strong young man at the construction site was bragging to his work colleagues that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had had enough of the young […]
One morning a man walked into the church on crutches. He stopped in front of the holy water, splashed some on each leg, and then threw away his crutches. An altar boy witnessed the scene and then ran into the rectory to tell the priest what he’d just seen. “Father, […]
Two friends meet in the street. The one man looked rather sad, forlorn and down in the mouth. The other man asked, “Hey, how come you look like the whole world caved in?” The sad fellow said, “Let me tell you. Three weeks ago, an uncle died and left me […]
When I’m in class, sometimes I have this dream that I’m on a tropical island, on a beautiful beach with a dozen or more scantily clad females beside me. I’m sitting under a huge palm tree, with some soft gentle music being played on some traditional wood instruments of that […]
Lemon Breast Chicken Recipe I saw this recipe for a lemon breast chicken that looked really good. I thought I would share it with others who I know like to cook. Ingredients: 1 whole chicken (weight is dependant on how many servings are required) 1 large lemon, cut into halves […]
A man who had just undergone a very complicated operation kept complaining about a bump on his head and a terrible headache. Since his operation had been an intestinal one, there was no earthly reason why he should be complaining of a headache. Finally, his nurse, fearing that the man […]
A man enters a fancy bar which has lots of fancy flashing lights outside and orders a drink. He is amazed to see that the bar has a robot for a bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, “What is your IQ sir?” The […]
A penguin is on vacation and driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sadly he sees oil dripping out of the engine. So he drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station to get […]
My wife and I, now both a little hard of hearing in our senior years, were watching golf on TV. I turned to my wife and said, “In my next life, I’m going to be rich and play all those beautiful golf courses with their great bars and dining and […]
A big company executive boarded a train in New York that was headed to Chicago via Buffalo. He explained to the porter, “I’m a really heavy sleeper, but I want you to be sure to wake me up at 3:00am for the stop in Buffalo. I don’t care what I […]
