This is a Valentine’s Day limerick, hope you enjoy it. So today is Valentine’s DayI’d love a “romp in the hay”But she’s in a bad moodMy chances are screwedSaying “Today just isn’t your day” Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pixabay.com/photos/desperate-think-stressed-out-5011953/
A young lady from Saint TropezHad her boobies out on displayOn her own private beachShe sunbathed safely, out of reachSo she snoozed several hours away If you enjoyed this Limerick, see our collection of Limericks, we have some good ones. Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://pixabay.com/photos/south-france-coast-cap-taillat-2529373/
Donald Trump, ever the victim, said he was sick of people always accusing him of lying. So today he met with someone from the CIA to administer a lie detector test, to settle the matter once and for all. The CIA agent explained how the lie detector test worked to […]
Rosemary and Christina had been the best of friends since high school and tried to do as much as they could together. So when Rosemary announced that she was going to go on a diet to lose some of the pounds she had put on over the last few months, […]
Sometimes I think it would be fun to be a fly on the wall in a call centre, listening in to some of the bizarre calls the customer service operators receive and watching their reactions. This is just one of those sort of calls where it would have been interesting […]
The Two Ronnies Immigrant Sketch is typical of the humour that Ronnie Barker and Ronnie Corbett were famous for on British television in their series The Two Ronnies. They manages to so cleverly create comedy sketches, like this one where an immigrant from the Middle East goes into a local […]
There was a young man from RhyllWho wanted the ultimate thrillSo he went for a rideOn a new water slideBut the cold water gave him a chill Rhyll is a seaside town in Wales. You can find more information on this page. Image Used Under A Collective Commons License from: […]
A blonde woman took her car to the garage and asked them if they would be able to fix the hail damage on the hood from a recent storm. The mechanic, seeing that she was blonde, the mechanic decided he would have a little fun with her, so he told […]
Here is a fun test to reveal your personality. It’s a simple test that requires you to select a gift from a list and based on your choice, we will endeavour to interpret your personality. Ok, are you ready to start? Which gift would you like? To determine your personality, […]
The small tropical island was becoming really getting overcrowded, so a population control program was introduced by the government to try and reduce the birth rate. The medical team on the island had a simple plan, to provide all the women on the island with birth control pills. It was […]
There was a young man from PrestatynWho dated a girl, a real fat oneWhen she sat on his kneeHe smiled painfullyAnd before long he sent her packing No offence intended to any BBW’s out there, including the model we used. It’s just a rhyme and hope none of our cuddly […]
There was an old woman called MaryWhose legs were incredibly hairyShe trimmed them for a laughThen knitted a scarfWhich I think is really quite scary I love a good Limerick, don’t you? You can find more of our Limericks on this page.