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Detroit Taxi

A woman was riding in a taxi in Detroit with her twelve year old son one night. It was pouring down with rain and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings to try and keep themselves dry, instead of standing out on the street corners. “Mom”, the boy asked, “what […]

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Two Southern Women

Two Southern women were having a conversation while sitting on the porch swing of an impressive large Southerm mansion with white pillars at the front. The first woman said, “When my first child was born, my husband built this beautiful mansion for me”. The second woman commented, “Well, isn’t that […]

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Shoplifting

At the Dublin Court House last Wednesday, Mrs O’Hennessy was charged with shoplifting a tin of peaches from a local supermarket. The Judge asked the prosecuting solicitor, “How many peaches were in the tin?” The prosecuting solicitor replied, “Four peaches Your Honour”. The Judge said to Mrs O’Hennessy, “You will […]

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A Plague Of Pigeons

A few years ago, the mayor of Phoenix, Arizona, was very worried about a plague of pigeons in the city. No matter how hard he tried, he could not remove the pigeons from the city. All of Phoenix was full of pigeon poop, the people of Phoenix could not walk […]

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The Frenchman’s Parrot

A Frenchman walked into a bar with a parrot perched on his shoulder. The bartender said to him, “Wow! That is really cool! Where did you get him?” “In France”, the parrot replied, “they have millions of them”.

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You Might Be A Yankee If

I guess pretty much everyone has heard of the “You Might Be A Redneck If” jokes, created by Jeff Foxworthy, but have you thought that there are probably just as many “You Might Be A Yankee If” jokes. Sure, why shouldn’t there be Yankee jokes as well as Redneck jokes! […]

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Dude Ranch

A blonde woman went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboy preparing the horses at the Dude Ranch asked if her if she wanted a Western or an English saddle. The blonde woman asked what the difference between them was. “Well”, the cowboy said, “one has a horn and […]

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Cargo Of Pepsi

An aircraft that was carrying a full cargo of Pepsi was flying over Papua New Guinea when it had a malfunction and went down in the jungle. A few weeks later, the Pepsi Company, having sent out search planes to try and locate the crashed plane, finally located the wreckage. […]

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The Native American Woman’s Physical Exam

A young Native American woman went to a doctor for her first ever, physical exam. After checking all of her vitals and running the usual tests, the doctor said to her, “Well, Running Doe, you are in fine health. I could find no problems with you, however I did notice […]

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The Mousetrap

A mouse looked through the crack in the farmhouse wall to see the farmer and his wife opening a package. “What delicious food might this package contain?” the mouse thought to himself. He was devastated to discover that it was a mousetrap. Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed a […]