An car insurance agent was teaching his wife to drive when the brakes failed while they were driving down a really steep hill. “Tom, I can’t stop!” his wife screamed in panic, “what should I do?” “Just brace yourself darling”, her husband said, “and try to hit something cheap!” I […]
One rainy afternoon when he couldn’t think of anything to do, an old man decided to do something that he hadn’t done for many years, he went to see a movie. So he travelled from his rural home town into the city and went into the movie theater. After buying […]
We have all heard so much about Brexit in the news that most of us are sick of it, right! But do you know the real reason for the UK wanting to leave the European Union? According to the media, Brexit was all about the ability to trade with whichever […]
Two hunters used to go off together moose hunting every winter, but they had never had any success and always came home at the endof their hunting trip without a single trophy. Finally, they pair of them came up with what they though had to be a foolproof plan. They […]
It was late evening in a pub in County Cork in Ireland and the regulars were all toasting each other, Ireland and just about anything they could think of, all trying to come up with the best toast of the night. Paddy O’Reilly raised his glass of Guinness in the […]
A cowboy walked into a Texas bar and ordered three mugs of Budweiser. He then took a seat at a table at the back of the room and proceeded to take a sip out of each mug in turn. When he had finished them, he went back to the bar […]
An army private went to see the Medical Captain to get a new pair of glasses. The Medical Captain, thinking the man looked rather familiar, went through his record book of record and saw that the private had only been issued a new pair of glasses a month ago. He […]
A middle aged man picked up his new prescription for Viagra from the pharmacy and made his way home to get ready for when his wife got home from work. He called his wife on the phone to check and she said that she would be home in an hour. […]
A middle aged lady walked into a Lexus dealership and started looking at the brand new Lexus cars that were on display in the showroom. She browsed around for a while, not really seing what she was looking for, then spotted the perfect car and walked over to inspect it. […]
Have you heard the one about the five young bulls? Ok, so there were these five young bulls who were standing around in their pasture on the farm, as bulls do, discussing what they wanted to be when they grew up. The first bull proudly announced that he wanted to […]
A farmer’s wife was at her lawyer’s, seeking advice about getting a divorce. The lawyer asked her why she wanted to get a divorce, so the farmer’s wife replied, “My husband makes excessive sexual demands on me, Mr. Bakewell”. “How do you mean?” her lawyer asked, not having heard this […]
Let’s take a visionary look at the near future of US politics with the election of the first woman president. So the year is 2024 and the United States of America has recently elected the first woman president as well as the first Jewish president, Susan Goldberg. The president called […]