An elderly Cherokee Native American was teaching his grandchildren about life. He said to them, “A fight is going on inside me. It is a terrible fight and it is between two wolves. One wolf represents fear, anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, […]
A man comes home from a tough day of work looking to unwind. After a relaxing dinner with his wife, they retired to their separate beds. However the man was not yet ready to slumber. He called over to his wife, “My little boopey-boo, I’m lonely.” So, the woman gets […]
Three lunatics approach their asylum doctor with a request for a weekend pass to the local city. “That’s impossible says the doctor. You are all nuts! You will just get lost and never come back”. However, the three lunatics wouldn’t relent, until finally, exasperated, the doctor says “OK! If you […]
Patrick, an elderly businessman buys a very large house in Ireland, and the house is situated near the Cliffs Of Mohr in County Clare, overlooking the sea. One evening, Patrick is out for his usual walk before going to bed. The evening is a very blustery one. He ventures a […]
A man said to his wife one day, “I don’t know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time”. His wife, rather insulted at being called stupid, stopped and thought for a moment. In the silence that ensued, a silence such that you could […]
A couple went golfing one day at a very exclusive golf course in Florida, where the fairways were lined with million dollar homes. On the third tee, the husband cautioned, “Honey,be careful when you drive. If we break one of those windows it’ll cost us a fortune to repair”. Of […]
God created Adam in the Garden of Eden, but despite his glorious power, it turns out that Adam wasn’t the brightest spark in the Universe. One day, God said to him, “Adam, I want you to do something for me.” Adam said, “Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to […]
Teenagers can be obnoxious can’t they. This is the response a Mother had when her teenage sone started banging on about the Children’s Bill Of Rights. My son came home from school one day, with a smirk upon his face. He decided he was smart enough, to put me in […]
The new Ensign was assigned to a post on a submarine. He had dreamed of being a submariner since he was a young boy. In his eagerness to show his enthusiasm, he was trying to impress the Master Chief with his expertise learned in Submariner School. The Master Chief cut […]
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day. “Did you know that on average a woman speaks 30,000 words a day, compared to a man’s 15,000?” His wife replied, “The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men!” […]
