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Ten Minutes Late

Three golfers, Andy, Tim, and Trevor, are looking for a fourth person to play a round of golf with them. Andy mentions that his friend George is a pretty good golfer, so they decide to invite him for the following Saturday. “Sure, I’d love to play”, George says when asked, […]

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A Parishioner’s Problem

A woman parishioner goes to see her priest after the service one Sunday and says, “Father, I have a problem that I hope you can help me with”. The priest beckons to her to continue. The woman says, “I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say […]

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The Art Collector

One day, a wealthy art collector who is worth millions gets a visit from his laywer. The lawyer says to him: “I have some good news for you, but I also have some bad news”. The millionaire replies: “I have had one heck of an awful day, just give me […]

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A Shortcut Through The Cemetery

One dark October night, two men were walking home after a night of drinking down the pub and decided to take a shortcut home through the cemetery. They had reached about the middle of the graveyard, which was pretty eerie in the pitch darkness, when they were startled by a […]

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A Walk Through A Cemetery On Halloween

A woman is taking a vacation in Vienna at the end of October. A friend has dared her to walk through a cemetery on Halloween and she decides to take her up on the dare. She has been walking through this somewhat creepy cemetery, on an evening when it’s almost […]

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Sent To Hell

A man dies and to his disappointment he is sent to Hell. When he arrives, he finds that there is a different Hell for each country. He decides to try the German Hell to see what that is like, and when he arrives he asks “What do they do here?”. […]

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Sidewalks

A passer by noticed a couple of city workers who were busy working along the city sidewalks. Every so often they would stop, the first worker would dig  hole, and then the second worker would fill it in again. Then they would move on a few yards and do the […]

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Nude Painting

One day, a beautiful young English woman arrived at Murphy’s house in a stretch limousine and asked if he would paint her in the nude. Now Murphy, who lived in a small town in County Clare in Ireland, while not a brilliant scholar, was a hugely gifted portrait artist. Over […]

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My Granddaughter’s iPad

I recently went to visit my granddaughter and her husband and asked if I could borrow a newspaper. “This is the 21st century Granddad”, she said. “We don’t waste money on newspapers. Here, use my iPad”. I can tell you this. That fly never knew what hit him. As for […]

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The Bishop

The parish congregation were celebrating the 100th anniversary of their church and the bishop as well as several former pastors were there at the church. At one point during the service, the present pastor had all the children gather at the altar for a talk about the importance of the […]