A drunk man was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. He led his guests to his bedroom, where there was a big brass gong and a mallet. “What’s that big brass gong?” one of the guests asked. “It’s not a gong. […]
If you weren’t aware that women think differently to men, this short story ought to prove a point. One day a woman received a text message from her husband: “Honey, a car hit me when I was out of the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They are doing […]
Two old men were talking about golf. One was a keen player, and the other knew absolutely nothing about the game, despite his having lived for many years. Talking golf with the uninformed can lead to some surprising mis-interpretations, as you will see in this golf story. Fed up with […]
Malcolm had gone to his secretary’s apartment for some hot overtime after work. They had an amazing evening, indeed nothing was spared as they shared just about every act of passion for hours and hours. However, Malcolm suddenly woke and was horrified to find that it was three in the […]
Have you ever wanted to know what the differences are between boys and girls, and I don’t just mean that boys have “dangly bits” and girls don’t. “Equal” is not always synonymous with “the same“. Men and women may be created equal, but boys and girls are not born the […]
Two drunk Irishmen are walking down a set of railway tracks. Murphy calls out to his friend Patrick: “Jesus Christ Pat, I’ve never seen so many stairs in me life”. Patrick answers: “F*ck that Murphy, it’s this low railing that’s killing me”. Image used under a Collective Commons License from: […]
Have you ever wondered what lies behind the story of the Easter bunny and where the Easter bunny originated? An icon (piece of religious artwork) was recently discovered in Greece that scholars now believe is the origin of the Easter bunny.
Here’s a lovely little poem about the creation and how God made Adam and Eve… First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden Then he said to himself, “There’s something he’s needin’”. After casting about for a suitable pearl He kept messing around and created a girl. Two […]
Barbara’s husband was in a hospital bed and he was in a coma. The doctors weren’t really sure what was wrong with him, but he had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months. Things looked grim, but Barbara was by his bedside every single day. One […]
To see a naked woman on the golf course. To some people it would be a dream come true, but to those whose mind is set on the game of golf itself, it would purely be a distraction. One day, a really keen golfer was all ready to tee off […]