The Overweight Blonde

An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor said she should run ten miles a day for thirty days.  This, he promised, would help her lose the 20 pounds she’s been trying to get rid of. The blonde followed the doctor’s advice, and, after thirty days, she was […]

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Southern Women

Southern women appreciate their natural assets: Clean skin. A winning smile. That unforgettable Southern drawl. Southern women know their manners: “Yes, ma’am.” “Yes, sir.” “Why, no, Billy!” Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions : “Y’all come back!” “Well, bless your heart.” “Drop by when you can.” “How’s […]

Do You Want To Go To Heaven?

Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, “Do you want to go to heaven?” The man said, “I do, Father.” The priest said, “Then stand over there against the wall.” Then the priest asked the second man, “Do you want to […]

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Important Meeting

Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat, because he had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place. Everywhere he went there was either double yellow lines at the side of the road, or where you could park those spaces were all taken. Looking up to heaven […]

Easter Money

This is kind of cool, Easter themed bank notes (not real one of course).

Easter Eggs

This is a collection of funny Easter egg pictures, we hope you enjoy them. I bet you didn’t know that female Easter eggs got bitchy over their colour schemes… Love these South Park Easter eggs. Very clever. These must be the happiest Easter eggs on the planet. Brilliant! Can’t you […]

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The Dangers Of Flip Phones

DO NOT LET CHILDREN PLAY WITH FLIP PHONES! A new study has revealed that flip phones can cause very serious side effects to the reproductive development of young children.. Keep all flip phones out of the reach of children. Please pass this safety warning on to everyone on your email […]

The New Economic Stimulus Package

Apparently the American Medical Association has just weighed in on the new economic stimulus package . . . The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration […]

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Teachers Nightmares

Here are some examples when a class of pupils turns into a teacher’s nightmare. TEACHER: Why are you late? WEBSTER: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? WEBSTER: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.” TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? CINDY: You […]