Cute Little Vase

Arthur goes to his new girlfriend’s house for the first time and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them some drinks, and as he’s standing there alone, looking around the room (as you do), he notices a cute little […]

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First Football Game

Daryl had some friends over from Europe, and as a treat he got tickets so that they could go to their  first American Football game. He had managed to get really good seats, close to the 50 yard line and right above the home team’s dugout. At the end of […]

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Elephant Council

A meeting of the Elephant Council was convened, and herds of elephants from all over Africa slowly made their way to the meeting This naturally took a fair amount of time, as the meeting was held in the middle of the jungle, and elephants are not generally the fastest beasts […]

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A Note On The Fridge

I came home after playing a round of golf one day, only to find that my wife had left a note on the fridge. I read the note that she left and it said: “It’s not working! I can’t take it anymore! I’ve gone to stay with my Mother”. So […]

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Big Women

An Irishman was in his local pub the other night when he overheard these three really big women, who were seated at the bar, drinking and talking loudly. Their accent appeared to be Scottish,  so he approached and asked them, “Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?” One of them […]

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A Part In The School Play

A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he has been given a part in the school play. His mother asks him, “What part is it?” The boy tells his Mother, “I play the part of the Jewish husband.” His mother scowls and says, “Oy Vey! Go […]

On The Wrong Side

Do you ever get those days when you just seem to get on the wrong side of your wife? I do, and today was one of those days. I arrived home from work at 5 pm as I usually do, only to find that this wasn’t one of her better […]

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A Seasonal Joke For April

As it’s April I thought you might enjoy a seasonal joke. I warn you in advance though, it’s a terrible one… On his way to work a man had to swerve to avoid a box that had fallen out of a truck right in front of him. A State trooper […]

The Office

I had a call from my boss this afternoon. He asked if everything was ok at the office. “Yes, everything is under control”, I said to him. “It’s been a very busy day, I haven’t stopped for a minute.” “Can you do me a favor?” he asked. I said, “Of […]

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The Surprise

Michael and Denise had only been married a few months when he came home from work to be greeted with “Honey, I have a surprise for you”. “Oh”, said Michael, “what’s that sweetheart?” “It’s great news”, Denise said, “very soon there will be three people living in this house instead […]