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Fast Food

I’m addicted to fast food and I readily admit it. I had just come out of the new McDonald’s near to where I live, with a Quarter Pounder with Cheese, large fries, a chocolate shake and an Apple Pie. A poor homeless man sat outside, and as I walked past […]

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My Hearing

The priest of a small Irish church said to his congregation, “Anyone who has special needs who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar.” So Seamus got in line and when it was his turn, the priest said to him “Seamus, what do […]

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Shaking Hands

“Doctor, you’ve got to help me – I just can’t stop my hands from shaking!” “Do you drink a lot of coffee?” “Not really – I spill most of it!”

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Is This Your Wife?

The police knocked at Murphy’s front door last night. When he opened the door, there was a policeman holding up a picture of his wife. The policeman said “is this your wife sir?” Shocked, Murphy answered ” yes”. The policeman said “I’m afraid it looks like she’s been hit by […]

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Twisted History – A Brief History Of Time From A Warped Point Of View

Twisted History is based on events that occurred in the history of mankind from ancient times to the modern day, but from a  a rather warped point of view.  It’s definitely different to the history that we learned at school, but then in reality we have learned so much since […]

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A Tale Of Two Prawns – A Fishy Tale

Far far away in the warm clear blue tropical waters of the Coral Sea , two prawns were swimming around, their names were Justin and Christian. The pair of prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area, and finally one day Justin said to Christian, […]

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Digging A Hole

The boss of an Irish building crew working on a construction site, ordered one of his men to dig a hole that was eight feet deep. So the workman set about digging a hole that was eight feet deep, which took him quite some time and effort. After the job […]

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Uncharted Island

One day in the South Pacific, a U.S. Navy ship saw smoke coming from an uncharted island. Checking closed with his telescope, there appeared to be three huts on the island. The ship anchored off the island, and a group of sailors were sent ashore to investigate. Upon arriving at […]

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Eating Meat On Friday

Each Friday night after work, Michael would fire up his outdoor grill and cook chicken. All of Michael’s neighbors were Catholic and since this was Lent, they refrained from eating meat on Friday. The delicious aroma from the grilled chicken wafted throughout the neighborhood causing so much frustration for the […]