Have you ever wondered what goes on inside the head of your favourite pet? If dogs and cats could write, these would likely be typical excerpts from pet’s diaries. Excerpts from a Dog’s Diary 8:00 am – Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am – A car ride! My favorite […]
A woman rushes to see her doctor, hoping that he can give her a diagnosis of what her problem is. The poor woman is looking very much worried and all strung out. When the doctor is available to see her, she rattles off in a panic, “Doctor, take a look […]
A Republican senator had been called to his attorney’s office without warning. When he arrived, the attorney said that he had some news for him. His attorney advised him to sit down and then asked him, “Would you like the bad news or the terrible news first?” The senator thought […]
For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married or wish you weren’t married, this is something to smile about the next time you see a bottle of wine: Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona, when she saw an […]
I was going through my junk mail folder this morning, and I came across this message which looked so genuine, it couldn’t possibly be spam or an attempt to lure me to part with my hard earned money could it? I mean, just look at the letter below and it’s […]
Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. – Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. I am grateful that at least there is now a name for this disorder. Somehow I feel better, even though I still suffer from it! Maybe you have A.A.A.D.D. too! Learn how to identify the symptoms, and how […]
In your travels, have you ever come across a church that had a golden telephone? Well, an Englishman decided to write a book about famous churches around the world. For his first chapter, he decided to write about British churches so he bought a train ticket and took a trip […]
A woman brought a limp and obviously dead duck into a vet. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope, and listened to the bird’s chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, “I’m so sorry, your duck […]
A woman is out shopping, and goes into Walmart to buy a fishing pole for her husband. She doesn’t know which one to get, so she just grabs one off the shelf, and wanders on over to the register. There is a Walmart “associate” standing there with dark shades on. […]
When you are travelling abroad, do you ever come across funny foreign signs and sayings? This is a collection of some really funny and bizarre signs and notices that people have found on their travels. Enjoy the collection, but don’t miss my own pictures of funny foreign signs throughout the […]
