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Conversations With Jesus

Many times when I am troubled or confused, I find comfort in sitting in my back yard and having many a gin and tonic along with a quiet conversation with Jesus. This happened to me again recently after a particularly difficult day. I said
“Jesus, why do I work so hard?”

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Show And Tell

“Show and Tell” is one of those days in the school calendar that is often highly memorable. Marjorie, who is a teacher at a grammar school in Miami, remembers this Oscar worthy “Show and Tell” presentation from one of her students… I’ve been teaching now for about fifteen years. I […]

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Embarrassing First Time Meeting

Julie goes to her boyfriend’s parents house for dinner, and as this is to be her first time meeting the family, she is very nervous. She arrives with her boyfriend at her parents house, introductions are made, and they all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. Julie begins […]

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The Dog Food Diet

Have you heard the story about the day I told someone that I was on the Dog Food Diet? I have two decent sized dogs, and yesterday I was in the grocery store buying a large bag of dog food, and was standing in line at the cash register. I […]

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Fruit Picking

A woman was applying for a job fruit picking in a Florida lemon grove. The foreman looked at her, and just the way she looked, she seemed way too qualified for the job. “Look Miss,” said the foreman, “have you any actual experience in picking lemons?” “Well… as a matter […]

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The Faith Healer

A famous faith healer was coming to Ireland, and the news had spread like wildfire round Dublin. At the Point Theatre on Saturday there would be a very special event. It would be the only appearance in Ireland of the world-famous Brendini, one of the most famous faith healers of […]

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Italian Dinner

Two vampires decided that what they would really like was an Italian Dinner. They had been sitting around their castle in Transylvania talking about how they were tired of the local food, and both of them were of the opinion that Italian food would be a nice change from the […]

The Nun’s Secret

The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she has a terrible secret. The priest then tells her that her secret is safe in the sanctity of the confessional. She says, “Father, I never wear panties under my habit.” The priest chuckles and says, “That’s […]

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The Garden Of Eden

A Englishman, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. “Look at their reserve, their calm,” muses the Englishman. “They must be British.” “Nonsense,” the Frenchman disagrees. “They’re naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French.” “No clothes, no […]

The Doctor’s Visit

A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones, what’s the problem?” The mother says, “It’s my daughter Darla. She keeps getting these cravings, she’s putting on weight, and is sick most mornings.” The doctor gives Darla a good examination, then turns to the […]