Offbeat News 29th September 2010

Offbeat News is a selection of weird news stories that have surfaced in the last week. This is a selection of the best Offbeat news stories that we found and we hope they will leave you as astounded as they did us: Well That Is One Way To Move A […]

Roe vs Wade

It’s the first week of the college year, and a new batch of law students are attending their first lecture. The professor asked a student if he knew what the Roe vs Wade decision was.

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American Tourists

This is a good joke about a group of American Tourists traveling in England and visiting Runnymede, where the Magna Carta was signed.

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The Importance Of Punctuation

Incorrect punctuation can make a world of difference to the meaning of some sentences. Take a look at these signs below to see what I mean…

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Signs Your Cat May Be Trying To Kill You

Have you ever wondered where your cat’s loyalty lies? Cats are more often than not known to be arrogant and aloof, and whereas a dog might be your best friend, as far as most cats are concerned, you are just there to serve them and to tend to their every […]

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Taking The Day Off

Paddy and Murphy are working on a building site. Paddy says to Murphy “I’m gonna have the day off, I’m gonna pretend I’m mad!” He climbs up the rafters, hangs upside down and shouts “I’M A LIGHTBULB! I’M A LIGHTBULB!” Murphy meanwhile watches in amazement! The Foreman shouts “Paddy you’re […]

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The Pretzel Hold

A Russian and a Redneck wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic gold medal. Before the final match, the Redneck wrestler’s trainer came to him and said “Now,don’t forget all the research we’ve done on this Russian. He’s never lost a match because of this ‘pretzel’ hold he has. Whatever you do, do not let him get you in that hold! If he does, you’re finished.” Read on…

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British Army Cutbacks

As many people know, the government in the UK has been cutting back the military budget for some time now to try and save money. Here is a little story about how desperate these cutbacks have become for our troops out in the field… The men of the Light Infantry […]

Offbeat News 22nd September 2010

Offbeat News is a selection of weird news stories that have surfaced in the last week. This is a selection of the best Offbeat news stories that we found and we hope they will leave you as astounded as they did us: The Conservative Politician Who Meddled With The Occult […]