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What Did You Do Last Weekend?

What did you do last weekend? I bet you didn’t have quite as much fun as this pair in the back garden. Two guys record diving onto a six foot water balloon in slow motion. Very cool and funny.

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Families On Welfare

There are a lot of local families on welfare, and the welfare office is busy as usual when a woman walks in, followed closely behind by 15 kids. “Wow, ” the social worker exclaims, “are these all yours?” “Yep, they are all mine”, the flustered mother sighs, having heard that […]

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The Cat’s In The Kettle

“The Cat’s In The Kettle”  is a parody of the Harry Chapin song “Cat’s In The Cradle”, and I am sure that like me, a lot of you can identify with this.

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A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart

A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them. The Cow says: “I give 50 litres of milk every day and that’s why I am the greatest!!” The Ant says: “I work day and night, summer and winter, I can […]

Offbeat News 13th April 2011

Offbeat News is a selection of weird news stories that have surfaced in the last week. This is a selection of the best Offbeat news stories that we found and we hope they will leave you as astounded as they did us: In this edition of News From A Weird […]

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The Town Picnic

At the town’s annual picnic in July, the local Rabbi and Catholic Priest, rivals who always sought to out do each other at every opportunity, got to talking about the customs that their respective religions imposed on them. “This baked ham is really delicious,” said the priest as he teased the rabbi. “You […]

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Little Boy Logic

A young boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book. About every 10 seconds or so he puts the book down, grips onto the toilet seat with his left hand, and then hits himself on top of the head with his right hand. His mother says, “Thomas, are you all […]

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The Ancient Castle

A group of American tourists on a tour of Europe were being guided through an ancient castle. “This place,” the guide told them, “is 600 years old. Not a stone in it has been touched, nothing altered, and nothing replaced in all those years.” “Wow,” said one woman dryly, “they […]