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The Wall Of Life

A funeral service is being held in a synagogue for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and […]

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The Desperate Businessman

A Jewish man has been in business for many, many years, and the business is literally going down the drain, with the changes in the economy as well as the changes in technology and the way of life. The man is seriously contemplating suicide, and he doesn’t know what to […]

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Adam’s Rib

The way that children interpret things that they are told is precious isn’t it. This is a story about Adam’s rib. One day in Sunday School, the children were being taught about the Garden of Eden and how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when […]

Bill Gates Dies

Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in Purgatory being sized up by God. … “Well, Bill, I’m really confused on this call. I’m not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every […]

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The Pastor’s Wife

The pastor’s wife went shopping. Her husband, who was a poor country pastor, was livid when he confronted her with the receipt for a dress she had bought which cost over $250. “How could you do this!”, the pastor exclaimed to her in rage. “I don’t know,” the pastor’s wife […]

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The Mental Health Hotline

Hello, and thank you for calling the mental health hotline. Please listen to the following options so we can direct your call: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, […]

Cherry Vanilla Ice Cream

Little Henry rushes home from school, opens the freezer and is in the process of scooping out some cherry vanilla ice cream when his mother enters the kitchen. She says, “Put that away Henry! You can’t have ice cream now. It’s too close to supper time. Go outside and play.” […]

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Bad Potato

I went out to this restaurant not long ago, and about halfway through dinner, I called the waitress over and said, “excuse me miss, this potato is bad”. The waitress nodded, picked up the potato, and smacked it. Then she put it back on my plate and said, “Sir, if […]

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In Line At The Pearly Gates

A minister dies, and he is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates to be admitted to Heaven. He has been there rather a long time, as there was rather a long queue of people waiting to get in, and he was becoming rather impatient. Ahead of him is this […]

Two Blondes At The Tanning Salon

One day two blondes went to the tanning salon. The first blonde said to the assistant, ” A tan for two please!” The assistant said, “That’s ok, please take a seat”. She then filled out a form for them and asked, “are you two sisters?” They chuckled and replied, ” […]