Isn’t it funny how your bosses office often seems like a mansion in both size and decor, while as a peon, your office (should you be even fortunate to have one) is usually cramped, used as a dumping ground, and often has to be shared with others.
A man goes to the podiatrist with a swollen foot. After a careful examination, the doctor hands the man a pill that looks big enough to choke a horse. “I will be right back with some water,” the doctor tells him. The doctor has been gone a while, and the […]
A Dubliner boards a bus and asks the driver how long the trip is between Limerick and Cork. “It’s about 2 hours,” says the driver. “Thanks,” says the Dubliner. “Well then how long is the trip between Cork and Limerick?” The driver is now a little angry, and says “It’s […]
There are a lot of local families on welfare, and the welfare office is busy as usual when a woman walks in, followed closely behind by 15 kids. “Wow, ” the social worker exclaims, “are these all yours?” “Yep, they are all mine”, the flustered mother sighs, having heard that […]