Offbeat News 6th October 2010

Offbeat News is a selection of weird news stories that have surfaced in the last week. This is a selection of the best Offbeat news stories that we found and we hope they will leave you as astounded as they did us: In this latest edition of Offbeat News you […]

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I’m Not Going To Church

One Sunday morning, a mother went in to wake her son and tell him it was time to get ready for church. Her son turned over in the bed and replied, “I’m not going to church!” “Why on earth not?”, his mother asked. I’ll give you two good reasons”, he […]

Offbeat News 29th September 2010

Offbeat News is a selection of weird news stories that have surfaced in the last week. This is a selection of the best Offbeat news stories that we found and we hope they will leave you as astounded as they did us: Well That Is One Way To Move A […]

Roe vs Wade

It’s the first week of the college year, and a new batch of law students are attending their first lecture. The professor asked a student if he knew what the Roe vs Wade decision was.

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American Tourists

This is a good joke about a group of American Tourists traveling in England and visiting Runnymede, where the Magna Carta was signed.

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The Importance Of Punctuation

Incorrect punctuation can make a world of difference to the meaning of some sentences. Take a look at these signs below to see what I mean…

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Signs Your Cat May Be Trying To Kill You

Have you ever wondered where your cat’s loyalty lies? Cats are more often than not known to be arrogant and aloof, and whereas a dog might be your best friend, as far as most cats are concerned, you are just there to serve them and to tend to their every […]

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Taking The Day Off

Paddy and Murphy are working on a building site. Paddy says to Murphy “I’m gonna have the day off, I’m gonna pretend I’m mad!” He climbs up the rafters, hangs upside down and shouts “I’M A LIGHTBULB! I’M A LIGHTBULB!” Murphy meanwhile watches in amazement! The Foreman shouts “Paddy you’re […]