Nine Words Women Use

This is a list of nine words that women use to intimidate men. Whatever you do, DO NOT just take these responses from your woman literally. Your life, or what’s left of it, could depend on how you respond to your other half saying any of the words below: Fine: […]

Always Check Your Child’s Homework

Dear Mrs. Jones, I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.  I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we […]

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Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives

Have you ever wondered why some men have dogs and not wives? It’s not a bizarre mystery of life, and with men (like women) being different in their nature and character, there actually some very good reasons for “some” men having dogs and not wives, a few of which are […]

The Month Before Christmas

It was the month before Christmas When all through our land Not a Christian was praying Nor taking a stand. You see the PC Police had taken away The reason for Christmas, why no one could say The children were told by their schools not to sing About Shepherds and […]

Two Part Question

Reginald had made it to the last round of a television quiz show, where the prize for correctly answering the final question was a whopping ONE MILLION DOLLARS! The night before the big question, he told the quiz show host that what he was really hoping for was a question […]

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The Bells Of Notre Dame

THE BELLS OF NOTRE DAME After Quasimodo’s death, the Bishop of the Cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed. The Bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up into the belfry to begin the screening […]

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The Longest Joke In The World

This has to absolutely positively be the longest joke in the world,  and by a long way too. So please bear with me as the story unravels and enjoy… Our story begins with a man crawling through the desert. He is hot, it’s dry, it’s sandy, and he is lost […]

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Conversations With Jesus

Many times when I am troubled or confused, I find comfort in sitting in my back yard and having many a gin and tonic along with a quiet conversation with Jesus. This happened to me again recently after a particularly difficult day. I said
“Jesus, why do I work so hard?”