Offbeat News 31st March 2010

Offbeat News is a selection of weird news stories that have surfaced in the last week. This is a selection of the best Offbeat news stories that we found and we hope they will leave you as astounded as they did us: Grandma Gets Tagged For Selling Goldfish To A […]

The Pearly Gates

Forty gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in their BMW’s, Trucks and caravans. St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying: “I’ve got 40 travellers here. Can I let them in?” God replies “We are over our quota on Gypsies.  Go back out to the Pearly Gates […]

Offbeat News 24th March 2010

Offbeat News is a selection of weird news stories that have surfaced in the last week. This is a selection of the best Offbeat news stories that we found and we hope they will leave you as astounded as they did us: Noisy Wheelie Bin Betrays Beer Thief A thief […]

Offbeat News 17th March 2010

Offbeat News is a selection of weird news stories that have surfaced in the last week. This is a selection of the best Offbeat news stories that we found and we hope they will leave you as astounded as they did us: SURFING ALPACA HITS THE WAVES A surfer in Peru has […]

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Walking The Dogs

Murphy and Casey run into each other while out walking their dogs. Murphy suggests that they go for a bit of lunch. Casey says, “They won’t let us in a restaurant with the dogs.” Undeterred, Murphy and his German shepherd head into the restaurant. The maitre’ d stops them, saying, […]

Offbeat News 10th March 2010

Offbeat News is a selection of weird news stories that have surfaced in the last week. This is a selection of the best Offbeat news stories that we found and we hope they will leave you as astounded as they did us: No Jail For Kisser Who Triggered Airport Scare A man […]

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Jacob And Rebecca

Jacob (92) and Rebecca (85) are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way go past a drugstore. Jacob suggests that they go in, and then Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: ” Are you the […]

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Marriage Advice From Kids

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. Alan, age 10 No person really decides before they grow up […]

Offbeat News 3rd March 2010

Offbeat News is a selection of weird news stories that have surfaced in the last week. This is a selection of the best Offbeat news stories that we found and we hope they will leave you as astounded as they did us: Destruction Of Statue Of Christ in Rio De Janeiro Upsets […]