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New Employee Policy

As a result of the money budgeted for department areas, we have no choice but to cut down our number of personnel, and are implementing a new employee policy, taking effect immediately. Under this plan older employees will be asked to go on to early retirement, thus permitting the retention of younger […]

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A Short Quiz To Test Your General Knowledge

This is a short quiz to see how good you are at General Knowledge. General Knowledge is something that everyone ought to be pretty good at, especially when you think of all the amazing things we store in our brains over the years. Passing this quiz requires only 4 correct […]

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What Happens When You Fall In Love

What happens when you fall in love with: A chef? (You get buttered up.) A chauffeur? (You get taken for a ride.) A gambler? (He cheats on you.) A telephone operator? (He gives you a phone-y line.) A trashman? (He dumps you.) A clockmaker? (He two-times you.) A pastry cook? […]

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Church Signs

It’s been popular in recent years, especially in the USA, for churches to display signs outside to try and encourage people to go to their church. Often these church signs are funny, and often also topical. This is a selection of funny church signs, which I hope you enjoy.   […]

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Hunting Incident

A couple of hunters are out in the woods, when suddenly, one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other hunter starts to panic, then whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He frantically blurts out […]

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Going To Heaven

Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, “Do you want to go to heaven?” The man said, “I do father.” The priest said, “Then stand over there against the wall.” Then the priest asked the second man, “Do you want to […]

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Duck

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer and a sandwich. The bartender looks at him and says, “But you’re a duck.” “I see your eyes are working,” replies the duck. “And you talk!” exclaims the bartender. “I see your ears are working,” says the duck, “Now can […]

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Preaching Isn’t Really That Hard

This is a short story to just show that preaching isn’t really all that hard. A Catholic priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette. They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and […]

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Taco Bell Experience

Now this may be based on urban legend, like so many other stories, but you know having experienced some strange people on my visits to fast food places, I have to believe this is based on fact…. Did any of you ever have an experience like this at TacoHell? Taco Hell , […]

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So You Think You Are Having A Bad Day!

So you think you are having a bad day! Well, your day might not be all that bad if you consider these woeful tales of other people’s bad days… A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind […]