An Argument In The Cockpit

A plane leaves Los Angeles LAX International Airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His co-pilot joining him in the cockpit is Chinese. It’s the first time that they have flown together, and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate that there is a mutual dislike. Once […]

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The Bible According To Kids

Adults understand the stories in the Bible one way, but it’s a whole different world when you listen to Bible stories according to how kids interpret them. Here are just a few examples of how children, because of their limited vocabulary, and their limited experiences of life, respond to questions […]

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Tidal Wave

A Jewish grandma and her grandson are at the beach when a tidal wave comes rushing towards the shore. Her grandson is playing in the water, while she is standing on the shore not wanting to get her feet wet, when all of a sudden, this huge wave appears from […]

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Parish Visit

A new pastor was out visiting the homes of his parishioners, as the bishop had decided that more parish visits would be a good idea to help boost the congregation (and of course the church donations). At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer […]

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Graduation From Harvard University

A young man had just completed his graduation from Harvard University, and he was incredibly excited, just thinking about his future, and all the opportunities that lay ahead of him. He gets into a taxi, and the taxi driver asks him, “How are you sir on this lovely day?” Ther […]

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Donald Trump Dies And Goes To Heaven

Ok, so the chances of Donald Trump going to heaven are slim to none (and that’s being generous IMHO), but I couldn’t resist updating this old joke from the G.W. Bush era, as it’s even more appropriate.   Einstein dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter says, “You look like […]

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Excerpt From A Pet’s Diary

Have you ever wondered what goes on inside the head of your favourite pet? If dogs and cats could write, these would likely be typical excerpts from pet’s diaries. Excerpts from a Dog’s Diary 8:00 am – Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am – A car ride! My favorite […]

Diagnosis

A woman rushes to see her doctor, hoping that he can give her a diagnosis of what her problem is. The poor woman is looking very much worried and all strung out. When the doctor is available to see her, she rattles off in a panic, “Doctor, take a look […]

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The Bad News Or The Terrible News First

A Republican senator had been called to his attorney’s office without warning. When he arrived, the attorney said that he had some news for him. His attorney advised him to sit down and then asked him, “Would you like the bad news or the terrible news first?” The senator thought […]

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The Bottle Of Wine

For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married or wish you weren’t married, this is something to smile about the next time you see a bottle of wine: Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona, when she saw an […]