The Old Mafia Don

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed! “Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me.” “But grandpa, I really don’t lika guns. Howzabout you leava me your Rolex watch instead?” “Shuddup […]

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Old Goats

A group of elderly Americans was traveling by tour bus through Holland . As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat’s milk was used. She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing. “These” […]

Don’t Judge Too Quickly

Don’t Judge Too Quickly… We Won’t. – Funny home videos are a click away This is a collection of 5 Ameriquest Mortgage television commercials that are based on the theme “Don’t Judge Too Quickly”.   These are absolutely hilarious.  Please feel free to share them with your friends.

Someone Is Pleased Michael Is Gone

WITH THANKS TO IMAGESHACK.COM FOR USE OF THIS IMAGE http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/5195/monkeydrummer.gif I saw this image onStumbleupon and just could not resist the joke. No offense intended to any Michael Jackson fans, friends or family.

Michael Jackson Jokes

Well Michael Jackson has departed this life at the tender age of 50, and I am sure his music will live on with his fans for many years to come, but so too will all the bizarre elements of his life, including his many plastic surgeries, change of color from […]

Boogers

We were at the children’s museum which is full of hands-on arts and craft things, and she was playing with some pieces of metal, screws and nuts, sticking them to a magnetized board to make a picture. “What’s that” I asked, “a face?” “Yes” she said. “Well what are all […]