Not Happy With Your Butt?

Do you think that your butt is too big?   Too small?   Oddly shaped? So many people, women especially, would change their butt more than anything else in the world. Go on – admit it – you would change yours in a heartbeat if you could – you know you would… […]

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Signs You Are The Reincarnation Of Someone Famous

Have you ever felt that you might be the reincarnation of someone famous? This is not something that is common, but you might be surprised to know that it’s not that uncommon either. Could you be the reincarnation of someone famous? Here are a few signs that you just might […]

Playing House

A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, “Hey Tommy, wanna play house?” He says, “Sure! What do you want me to do?” The girl replies, “I want you to communicate your feelings.” “Communicate my feelings?” said a […]

String

Two pieces of string walk into a bar and the bartender looks at them suspiciously. He says, “Sorry, boys, we don’t serve your kind here.” So the pieces of string walk out again. They’re sitting in the gutter outside and feeling really thirsty when one piece of string says, “Hey! […]

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The Origins Of Food

Sally Ann was studying the origins of foods in kindergarten. One day, she was with her mother were walking through the grocery store discussing what ingredients went into various products. Sally Ann said to her mother, “Pork comes from pigs and beef comes from cows.” Then she asked her, “How […]

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Tough Love Versus Spanking

Most parents in America today think that it is improper to spank their children. Instead, they think it’s better to show them some “tough love” and to teach them a lesson in another way. Some parents believe in making a child sit on the naughty step, or making their child […]

Hand Surgery

A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands. “Doctor,” says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged hands. “Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?” […]

The Overweight Blonde

An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor said she should run ten miles a day for thirty days.  This, he promised, would help her lose the 20 pounds she’s been trying to get rid of. The blonde followed the doctor’s advice, and, after thirty days, she was […]