If you were a fly on the wall you could have sensed the tension in Paddy’s house today.
Paddy’s Wife: “What are you doing Paddy?”
Paddy: “Nothing Siobhan, why?”
Paddy’s Wife: “Nothing? You’ve been sitting there reading our marriage certificate for over an hour”.
Paddy: “Well, I was looking for the expiration date”.
And that’s when the fighting started…
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