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Paddy’s House

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If you were a fly on the wall you could have sensed the tension in Paddy’s house today.

Paddy’s Wife: “What are you doing Paddy?”

Paddy: “Nothing Siobhan, why?”

Paddy’s Wife: “Nothing? You’ve been sitting there reading our marriage certificate for over an hour”.

Paddy: “Well, I was looking for the expiration date”.

And that’s when the fighting started…


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