Paddy took his goldfish in it’s bowl and went to see the vet.
“I think my goldfish has got epilepsy” he told the vet.
The vet took a look at the goldfish.
He couldn’t see anything wrong with it and said to Paddy, “It seems calm enough to me”.
Paddy replied, “I haven’t taken it out of the bowl yet”.
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