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Paddy’s Accident

Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.flickr.com/photos/internetarchivebookimages/14598113708/Did you hear about Paddy’s accident?

Paddy was working at the fish plant in Cork, when he accidentally cut off all 10 of his fingers.

He had someone there bandage his hands up, then made his way to the emergency room in Cork’s hospital.

The doctor took a look at Paddy and said, “Lets be avin’ da fingers and I’ll see what oi can do”.

Paddy said to the doctor, “Oi haven’t got da fingers”.

“Whadda ya mean you haven’t got da fingers?”, the doctor shouted, “Lord Tunderin’ Jesus, it’s 2019! We’s got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put dem back on and made you like new!”

The doctor then asked Paddy, “Why didn’t ya bring da fingers?!?”

Paddy replied, “How da hell was I ‘spose to pick them up!”


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