Paddy gets mugged one night. He was walking home from his local pub when all of a sudden from out of nowhere a thief jumped on him.
The thief and Paddy began to wrestle.
Over and over they rolled on the ground, and Paddy put up one heck of a fight.
However, Paddy made one wrong move and the thief managed to get the better of him and pinned him to the ground.
When the thief went through Paddy’s pockets though, all he could find on him was 25 cents.
He was so surprised at this, he asked Paddy why he had bothered to fight so hard for 25 cents.
“Was that all you wanted?” Paddy replied, “I thought ye were after the five hundred euros I’ve got in my shoe!”
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