Did you hear the story about when Paddy broke his leg and his mate Michael went round to see him?
He found Paddy sitting on the couch with his leg in a cast, up to the thigh.
Michael asked him, “How are you doing Paddy?”
Paddy replied, “Do us a favour Michael me lad. Would you nip upstairs and get me slippers, me feet are freezing”.
So Michael went upstairs and saw Paddy’s gorgeous 19 year old twin daughters sitting on the bed.
Never one to miss an opportunity, he said to them, “Your dad sent me up here to shag the both of you”.
The girls replied, “Get away with ya Michael, prove it!”
So Michael shouted downstairs “Paddy, both of ’em?”
Paddy shouted back, “of course both of ’em, what’s the point of fukin’ one?”
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