Paddy is walking along the beach one day, when he sees an old bottle laying in the sand.
He picks up the bottle and starts to brush it off, and with a huge puff of smoke, out pops a genie.
The genie says to Paddy, “Since you have freed me from the bottle, I will grant you three wishes.”
Paddy thinks for a moment and says, “I’m feeling mighty thirsty, I think I’ll be wishing for a pint of Guinness.”
POOF! Suddenly, a pint Guinness bottle appears in his hand.
Paddy drinks it down, and starts to throw the bottle away, when the genie says, “I’d look at that bottle again before I threw it if I were you.”
So, Paddy looks at the bottle, and it is magicaly filling back up with Guinness.
The genie told him, “That is a magic bottle, and it will always fill back up after you finish it.”
The genie then asked, “What other two wishes can I grant for you?”
The Irishman looks at the bottle in his hand and says, “I’ll be taking two more of these.”
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