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Paddy And The Genie In The Bottle

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Paddy was walking along the beach one day, when he saw an old bottle laying in the sand.

He picked up the bottle and started to brush it off, when with a huge puff of smoke, out popped a genie.

The genie said to Paddy, “Since you have freed me from the bottle, I will grant you three wishes.”

Paddy thought for a moment and said, “I’m feeling mighty thirsty, I think I’ll be wishing for a pint of Guinness.”

POOF! Suddenly, a pint Guinness bottle appears in his hand.

Paddy downed the Guinness in a few seconds and started to throw the bottle away, when the genie said, “I’d take a look at that bottle again before I threw it away if I were you.”

So, Paddy looked at the bottle and it was magicaly filling back up with Guinness.

The genie told him, “That is a magic bottle and it will always fill back up after you finish it.”

The genie then asked Paddy, “What other two wishes can I grant for you?”

The Irishman looked at the bottle in his hand and said, “I’ll be taking two more of these.”

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