Paddy And Bridget’s Wedding Night

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://pixabay.com/photos/wedding-night-bride-groom-to-force-1146712/Paddy and Bridget had just got married and were about to experience their wedding night in the bridal suite of a fancy hotel.

Bridget was lying on her back on the bed, wearing an incredible shimmering silky negligee whimpering, “Take me Paddy. Take me now!”

Paddy, being a good Catholic boy, was a virgin and like many virgins, he didn’t have the faintest idea what to do next.

Suddenly he had a brilliant idea. He dashed out of the room and went to reception to ring his Mum for advice.

Her advice was to put the hardest part of his body into where Bridget pees.

Well, our Paddy was a bit dubious about this, but his mother assured him that Bridget would love it.

So, Paddy came back in to the bedroom triumphantly, and asked Bridget if she was ready.

Bridget shouted, “Yes Paddy, Yes, I’m ready!”

Then, she watched in amazement as Paddy ran into the bathroom and put his head down the toilet.


Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://pixabay.com/photos/wedding-night-bride-groom-to-force-1146712/

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