A rather gorgeous woman who lived in a villa along the fairway on the golf course heard the crash, and she came running over to see if everything was alright.
She yelled over to him, “Hey, are you okay, what’s your name?”
“It’s Jonathan,” the man replied, still trying to cstch his breath as he recovered from the shock.
“Jonathan, forget your troubles. Come over to my villa, rest up and I’ll help you get the cart up later”, Miranda said.
“That’s really nice of you”, Jonathan answered, “but I don’t think my wife would like it.”
“Aw come on”, Miranda insisted.
She was very pretty and persuasive, and being a man, Jonathan agreed to go over to the villa with her.
“Okay”, Jonathan agreed, adding “but I know my wife won’t like it.”
After a hearty drink and having given Miranda sexy driving and putting lessons, Jonathan thanked his host.
“I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be real upset”, he said to her.
“Don’t be foolish!” Miranda said with a smile, she wont know anything. By the way, where is she?”
Jonathan responded, “Under the cart!”
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