Over breakfast one day, a wife asked her husband what he would do if she were to suddenly die.
The husband thought for a minute and then replied, “I would most likely die too”.
Completely surprised at his answer, the wife asked him, “Why?”
The husband replied, “Well, you know I have a bad heart condition, I probably wouldn’t be able to handle that much happiness out of the blue”.
I’m sure that lowered his life expectancy…
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