I was out walking with my four year old daughter.
She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth.
Seeing what she was about to do, I quickly told her not to do that.
“Why?”, she said, in that typical inquisitive four year old way.
“Because it’s been laying on the ground outside and is dirty and probably has germs” I said.
At this point, she looked at me with total admiration and asked, “Wow! How do you know all this stuff?”
I was thinking quickly to find an answer for her and blurted out, “everyone knows this stuff Jenny. It’s on the Mommy test. You have to know it, or they don’t let you be a Mommy”.
“Oh”. my daughter said.
We continued walking in silence for two or three minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information in her head.
Finally, she got a huge smile on her face and said, “I get it now. If you pass the test you get to be the Mommy, but if you flunk the test, you have to be the Daddy”.
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2 thoughts on “Out Walking With My Four Year Old Daughter”
I’ve become a sender of family friendly jokes since lockdown, I currently have 19 little groups so the jokes reach about 36 people directly – groups cover all areas of the UK, one family are French, one German, one lives in Thailand. Jokes that travel! Love to join the group for fresh material. 😊
Hi Jay and thanks for commenting.
People all over the world need something to help them to smile, even more with the troubled times we are seeing lately.
I’m happy if you want to share our jokes, as long as you share the posts and not just the content.
It takes me a lot of time to compile the jokes and to find pictures to go along with them and I also write quite a few of them.
Hope your group members grow and enjoy the jokes you send.