Every few minutes he kept glancing at his watch. To anyone watching it was pretty obvious that he was becoming agitated and had been ready to go out for a while.
His wife had been in the bathroom for what seemed an eternity, doing her hair and putting her makeup on.
Finally, he yelled upstairs to his wife, “Honey, are you ready yet?”
Shouting back, the woman replied, “For crying out loud, Bill, I’ve been telling you for the last half hour… I’ll be ready in a minute!”
Mind you, the wife is always moaning at me, saying I take too long to get ready…