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Only The Best Will Do

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://pixabay.com/photos/funeral-director-undertaker-funeral-1823425/A man was planning a funeral for his deceased father and told the undertaker that “only the best will do”.

About a month after the funeral, the man got a bill from the undertakers for $70.

He paid it, but then the next month he got another bill for $70.

He paid that, but the bills kept coming.

After the 5th month, he called the undertaker and asked about the bill.

The undertaker said, “Well you said you wanted only the best for your father, so I rented him a tuxedo”.


Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://pixabay.com/photos/funeral-director-undertaker-funeral-1823425/

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