It was their wedding night and the bride and groom had checked into their hotel suite, both had got undressed and they had just got into bed.
I must insist on knowing one thing”, the groom said as he lay beside his bride in the darkness of their honeymoon suite.
“Please tell me, am I the first man to sleep with you?”
“You will be, my darling”, answered his bride, “if you doze off”.
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