It was their wedding night, and the bride and groom had checked into their hotel, undressed, and just got into bed.
I must insist on knowing one thing,” said the groom as he lay beside his bride in the darkness of their honeymoon suite. “Am I the first man to sleep with you?”
“You will be, darling,” answered his bride, “if you doze off.”
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