“Michael, if you were in a nice restaurant on a date, having dinner with a nice young lady”, the teacher said, “how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?”
Michael said, “Please Miss, I would say to her, just a minute I have to go pee”.
The teacher responded by saying, “I’m sorry Michael, but that would be rather rude and impolite”.
“What about you Peter, how would you say it?”, the teacher asked.
Peter said, “Please Miss, I would say I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I’ll be right back”.
“That’s better”, the teacher replied, “but it’s still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.”
“And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners. What would you say to a nice young lady if you were out on a date?”
Little Johnny replied, “I would say Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you’ll get to meet after dinner”.
The teacher fainted.
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