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Old School Memories

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Here is a sweet story about old school memories.

On their sixtieth wedding anniversary, an elderly couple took a walk back to their old high school, holding hands all the way.

They had got married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood in the small town that they grew up in after they both retired.

She school building was not locked, so they entered and wandered around the corridors and classrooms, reminiscing about their schooldays together.

So much of their old high school still looked the same and many memories came flooding back to them both.

In their old classroom, they were amazed to find the old desk that they had shared together and where their love had blossomed was still there.

Inside the lid of the desk, Andy had carved “I love you Sally”. To their complete amazement, the carving was still there.

On their way back home, with both of them feeling wonderful and full of happy memories, suddenly an armored car passed them and a bag of money fell out of it, practically landing at their feet.

Sally quickly picked it up, but not being sure what to do with it, they took it home.

There, she counted the money and they were amazed to find that the bag contained almost $100,000!

Andy said to her, “Sweetheart, we have to give it back”.

Sally said, “well Andy, I say finders keepers”, so she put the money back in the bag and hid it upstairs in their attic.

The next day, two FBI men were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money and knocked on their door.

“Pardon me”, the man from the FBI said, “but did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?”

Sally said, “No sir”.

Andy said, “Don’t listen to her, she’s lying, she hid the money up in the attic”.

Sally said, “Don’t believe him, he’s getting senile”.

The agents then turned to Andy and began to question him.

One of the agents said, “Well sir, so we can get this straight, please can you tell us the story from the beginning”.

Andy began, “Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday…”

The first FBI guy turned to his partner and said, “Ok Bob, we’re outta here”.


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