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Old People Need Love Too

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Do you want to know something? Old people need love too.

So, an 85 year old widow went out on a blind date with a 90 year old man.

When she returned to her daughter’s house later that night, her daughter thought that her Mother she seemed rather upset.

“What happened, Mother?” the daughter asked. “You look as if you are upset after your date”.

“I had to slap his face three times!” her Mother replied.

“You mean he got fresh with you?” the daughter asked.

“Oh no, not that”, her Mother said, “I thought he was dead!”

I guess that rather takes the romance out of it. I had a girlfriend like that, but that’s another story.

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