An elderly couple who lived in a small village had been dating for some time.
Finally, they decided maybe they ought to get married.
The arrangements were all put in place, and one evening before the wedding, the elderly couple went out to dinner.
They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.
“How do you feel about sex?” he asked, rather trustingly.
“Well”, the old lady said, responding carefully, “I have to say I would like it infrequently”.
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment. Then, looking over his glasses, he looked her in the eye casually asking, “Was that one word or two?”
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