Old Mrs Johnson was sitting in her living room watching television, when she heard the back door slam and realised she had a visitor.
Thinking that it was her young son, she called out, “I’m in here, darling. I’ve been waiting for you.”
There was no answer for a moment, and then a strange voice answered, “I’m sorry lady, but I ain’t your regular milkman.”
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