A couple of old men were playing golf at their Country Club in South Florida, when one of them mentioned that he was going to go to see “Dr. Yankem”, a well known local dentist, in the morning to get a new set of dentures.
His elderly friend remarked that he too had gone to the very same dentist two years before.
“Is that right?”, asked the first old man, “Did he do a good job?”
The second old man replied, “Well, I was on the golf course yesterday, when a guy on the next fairway hooked a shot. The ball must have been going at least 200 mph when it smacked me right in the groin”.
The first old man was confused and asked, “What the hell does that have to do with your dentures?”
The second old man replied, “It was the first time in two years that my teeth didn’t hurt!”
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