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Old Lady On A Park Bench

Image used under a Collective Commons License from:,_Margarita.jpgWhen I left the office and went out to lunch today, I noticed that there was an old lady about 75 years old who was sitting on a park bench outside the mall, and she was sobbing her eyes out.

I felt that I just had to stop,  and I asked her what was wrong.

She said: “I have a wonderful 30 year old husband at home. He makes sweet love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me a breakfast of pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground, brewed coffee.”

I said: “Well, then why are you crying?”

The old lady continued: ” He makes me homemade soup for lunch, and my favorite brownies, and then makes love to me half the afternoon.”

Puzzled, I said to her: “That sounds perfect, so why are you crying?”

The old lady continued again: “For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine, and my favorite desert, and then makes love to me until 2:00am.”

Totally bemused, I said to her: “Well, why in the world would you be crying?”

With a huge sigh, she said: “I CAN’T REMEMBER WHERE I LIVE!!!!

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